Alex Rider Was Fun When The Books Came Out, But As An Adult I Can Recognise That The Plot Of The First

Alex Rider was fun when the books came out, but as an adult I can recognise that the plot of the first book is literally "Man was subjected to years of racial abuse by the privileged upper class and decided to kill thousands of children as revenge" which has. problems.

I'm re-reading Stormbreaker so I thought I'd share some quotes to remind us all that Alex is a literal foetus. A baby. Fresh from the womb. Tiny.

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Italian artist Lorenzo Quinn created a gigantic pair of hands reaching out of Venice’s Grand Canal (2017)

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.