Alex Rider Villain *gives Long-winded, Convoluted Speech About Their Motivations And Plans*So You Understand

Alex Rider villain *gives long-winded, convoluted speech about their motivations and plans* “So you understand now why you must die for my glorious scheme to come to fruition.”

Alex, still tied to a chair:

Okay so someone’s probably pointed that out before but Gorący’s name is a type of Polish instant soup in a mug (his name meaning literally: hot mug) so not only his existence implies some incarnation of Carl Heinrich Knorr or whoever tf in the world of Elysium but also.

You know how he’s a cook right? I’m thinking he just took boxes of these things from his country with him and started making them for people. And people were like oh my god this is great. Are you a chef? And he was just saying Goracy kubek in response bc that’s what he made for them. And everyone assumed it’s his name, and it stuck.

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"thank you, pope"

loved this scene sm

not me just realizing this but - i'm rewatching OBX and this is the first time we get a glimpse of Luke - AS HE'S LEAVING BARRY'S TRAILER.

Italian artist Lorenzo Quinn created a gigantic pair of hands reaching out of Venice’s Grand Canal (2017)