Adam Parrish Destroyer Of Latin Teachers

Adam Parrish destroyer of latin teachers

adam parrish + “chinese satellite” by phoebe bridgers

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good morning to yogurt eaters, conflicted Catholics, men who do tarot, old people in young bodies, deceased blink-182 fans, Latin teachers (derogatory), anyone with three moms, socially awkward ecologists, women who like candles, 20 year olds who use antacids, mummified Welshmen, & anyone who’s fired a gun

could you imagine how much neil josten chirps once he gives up the whole ‘im not an instigator’ facade? like the money i would pay to hear him mic’d up during a game

Maggie Stiefvater, excerpt from the deleted scenes of The Raven Cycle

we shouldn’t have let fanfiction become something everyone reads. like, you shouldn’t know what ao3 is unless you were deeply weird in middle school, okay? i don’t care if this is gatekeeping. some gates need to be kept, for my own sanity.