Useless-chan-draws - So Obsessed With Vampires It's Not Funny Anymore

– 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚍

pairing: oikawa tooru x f!reader

summary: your university has an official sex ed club and because you’re curious and desperate, you enlist their services and choose a guy who you think can satisfy your fantasies.

genre: college au, sex ed au

warnings: 18+. bondage (shibari), traffic light system, sex work (technically), protected sex, rope play, multiple orgasms, dry humping, dirty talk, masturbation, oral (f receiving), nipple play, fingering, slight biting, pet names, finger sucking, overstimulation, praise, aftercare

word count: 8.3k

author’s note: for @hqintheclub​ server collab! thanks for letting me join! this was really phew to write,,, (let me know if i missed any warnings!) (MINORS DNI)

º thank you so much to @meiansmistress​ (FR😭♥️) and @miyans​ for beta reading and editing! <33

[6:17 PM]

you are by no means a virgin, but you haven’t exactly explored the kinkier and more “taboo” practices of the sexual spectrum.

Afficher davantage

ch1/ch 3 - MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI

summary: You’d sworn you didn’t want anything to do with your father, or with your family business. You’d left the country for college, and by the time you’d started your second year of grad school your old life felt like a distant untrustworthy memory.

So when he calls you in late November to tell you he’s dying, your carefully constructed boundaries crumble. You agree to come home for Christmas, on the condition that you help him sort out his will.

By the time your plane lands, it’s too late. He’s died under mysterious circumstances while your plane was in the air. Chaos ensues, when millions of dollars, thousands of weapons, and a thriving criminal enterprise are willed directly to you - and your husband.

Just one problem? You’re not married. Yet.

genre: fluff, smut, angst

cws - mafia tropes, guns, threats, violence(physical), yan!oikawa for plot reasons, blood mention, drug mentions, reader’s father is dead, and in this chapter we have his funeral and she eulogizes him. All characters in their mid twenties. f!reader. reader’s skin shows bruises(sorry couldn’t get around this for plot reasons), readers celebrated christmas as a child.

The next morning, Kuroo knocks on your door to find you reading with your leg propped up on a pillow.

“It isn’t really a courtesy if you do knock and then come in without waiting for my response, you know.” Kuroo shrugs.

“It’s my house, unfortunately.” He hovers for a moment at the door though, before shaking something off and breezing into the room. “How are you feeling?”

“I’m in a considerable amount of pain.” You say, and he blinks at you. The only indication he sees that you’re in any kind of distress is perhaps a slight faraway look in your eyes, and of course the elevated position of your ankle. +

“I can get you some tylenol.” He shoves his hands in his pockets and you inspect him, a smile playing on your lips, as you take in his grey three piece suit, bedhead, deep red tie, and his conspicuously intentionally rolled up shirtsleeves.

“A few things,” you say, cocking your head. “Does it take extra effort to get fully dressed, comb your hair, and then mess it up a little?” He opens his mouth to respond but you keep going, “And also, you’re an arms dealer. Are you going to tell me there’s no percocet in this building? No tramadol, nothing?” You press your lips together, betraying a touch more emotion. “My father is dead. I have several broken bones. Tylenol isn’t going to cut it.”

Afficher davantage

i had a friend who simply hated oikawa because he ALMOST hit kageyama. like i get it, i really do. i know some peoples comfort characters are kageyama and they’re just mad because kageyama almost got hurt but how are you gonna hate oikawa for almost hitting him when kageyama literally threw hinata on the floor- plus oikawa immediately regretted his decision and apologized afterwards. ngl it was fine when she told me she didn’t like him like i respected her opinion but then every time i mentioned him she would point out all of his flaws, she even mentioned how she doesn’t like how oikawa gives iwaizumi a hard time?? but she also said she likes iwaizumi because he’s mean to oikawa?? it literally makes no sense to me 😩

See I can get behind maybe thinking he’s annoying and therefore just not being a character you like, but when people dislike him for his “actions” I’m like what actions.

So let’s have a mini break down that no one asked for.

First of all, if you dislike Oikawa for how he is to Kageyama, imma laugh in your face because you’re a hypocrite. You better hold Kageyama to that exact same standard because he pretty much ruined volleyball for Kindaichi for a good two years AT LEAST along with other members I’m sure, and Oikawa at least was only holding himself to unreasonable standards, Kageyama was a dickhead while imposing the high standards on everyone around him. Oikawa is incredibly patient with his teammates in trying to help them grow, and he’s pretty sweet about it too. And then there’s Kageyama. I love him, but he’s not exactly the most supportive teammate we all can agree to that.

Secondly, if you tell me that you’ve never rolled your eyes or hated on someone for being naturally talented at something, you’re lying to yourself. I’ll elaborate bc I’ve been in both positions. I have most certainly rolled my eyes at someone who’s naturally gifted in let’s say a subject that I’m not particularly strong at, and likewise I’ve had people roll their eyes at me when I’ve done well on a test or something. It’s like human nature and it happens everywhere. People roll their eyes at people that are naturally pretty in their opinion, and hate on them for the sole reason that they’re pretty, and that’s normalized on the daily. To me, I just can’t see what Oikawa’s done or said that’s out of the ordinary. He was a bit obnoxious when Kageyama asked him for advice sure, but I think that was more exaggerated for comedic purposes if anything, when was the last time you ACTUALLY saw someone ask someone else to bend over and take a picture with them for their advice? It was just a small things they added for the show y’all, not everything needs to be looked into so deeply.

His character has a really good duality to it, literally everyone around him fawns over him, especially his two biggest competitors, and he sits there and sees himself as wayyyy less than that. Part of it is true, everyone thinks he’s just so good, but he knows he’s not as good as they think and it took him way more work to get there, but also part of it isn’t true, he’s definitely much more than he gives himself credit for. I just thought it was nice to see him have such an interesting dilemma because it’s just volleyball at the end of the day, but it’s his passion and he wasn’t sure or not if he should pursue it because he didn’t feel like he was good enough to, and that’s a pretty real world everyday kind of problem that also makes his story kind of emotional when you think about it. I feel like he’s very well written and serves as someone you could relate you in your weaknesses and insecurities, but some people take the one scene where he almost hit Kageyama too seriously. Like okay? In middle school this one guy stole my fries and I smacked him right in the face. It’s not that big of a deal, I wasn’t canceled was I? Calm down ppl 💀 anyway stan oikawa for clear skin ✌🏼 that’s the lesson to be learned

More catboy Oikawa 🤤🤤🐱🐱

( Sorry for the repost but the quality seems very bad on my last post)

Oikawa! Demon ( or vampire... ? )