ZERO DAY HEADCANNONS

ZERO DAY HEADCANNONS

Cal and Andre are the type of guys to say LOL when bad things happen to people, for instance a kid falls over "LOL". like the abreviation not even laugh out loud.

Andre has really freakey sneezes, like a dog barking. or like really loudly. dad ahh sneezes.

Andre will sit in silence for extended periods of time for no reason.

Will whisper fagg0t repeatedly to eachother when openly gay/gay people walk past.

Never has sleepovers that don't last 3 days, theyre never planned outside the original meeting day.

Andre has really obscure intrests that nobody gaf about, but Cal will occasinaly listen to him yap about shit like colour theory.

Constantly being pulled aside from their class for messing about. Contemplating threating suicide to teachers over them trying to split them up.

Constantly praying on others downfall for stupid things. Like other friends not picking up the phone or not hanging out with them

UHHHHH if this does well ill do a part 2

sneaking out tonight

anxiety going through the roof

am i being dramatic if i don’t want to see my therapist because she talks too much

me

gonna start doing my homework with the death note soundtrack playing in the background

talking to a guy (he thinks i want to be friends.) 🤷‍♀️