Imagine Sleeping In Your Waterbed When Some Mf Named Malfeitor Tries To Slip In With You Gd
imagine sleeping in your waterbed when some mf named malfeitor tries to slip in with you gd
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Darry taking care of you after getting your wisdom teeth removed would entail;
tags/warnings: [no warnings really besides Darry being a little shit and also being completely in love with you, cringe dialogue ahead, established relationship, fem reader, he’s in college in the film so it’s not really college AU! But]. genre: 🧸fluff
a/n:this is kind of a random starting point lmao, I’m slowly wading back into writing but alas, I fear I’m a bit too discombobulated and unfocused to write out an entire fic so here are some headcannons to work through the writers block and also because we all deserve a Darry, i think 🧋⌨️
* If he had access to you right afterwards he’d definitely be recording you.
* “How’re you feeling baby?” He’d snicker while eying you through the Lens of his cam-recorder , waiting for you to say something stupid having not realized that those failarmy videos tend to be outliers and you were most likely just gonna be tired.
* He’d also probably try and tell you weird lies to see if your sense of reality was off enough for you to bite.
* “Hey babe? Holy shit- is David from the lost boys outside the car window?”
* He’d insist on being your designated driver and would pay very close attention to whatever discharge instructions you were given so he knew how to best care for you.
* Dude has the absolute biggest soft spot for you, seeing you all loopy would just trigger it even more .
* “Aww, c’mere sweetheart, you okay?” He’d ask softly , wrapping his arms around you to steady you.
* After asking five more times how you were doing in the car, he’d ask you if you wanted anything on the way home as though you truly had a choice; a milkshake would be mandatorily bought.
* He’d cancel anything just to make sure he could say with you. Classes, work; he even asked his strictest professor for time off.
* “An excused absence? For what, exactly?“
* “My girlfriends getting her wisdom teeth taken out, I just need to make sure she gets home okay and everything.”
* He always feels his heart swell a little anytime he refers to you as his girlfriend to anyone else.
* As corny as it is it just forces him to re-conceptualize the fact that the two of you are together and it hits him all over again.
* even using the title with his grumpy physics professor gives him a weird sense of pride.
* In general darry is a very attentive lover.
* He’s a sensitive person and along with that comes a certain level of intuitiveness , he can often read the room to see how he can make you more comfortable, to think of anything you need etc.
* if you’re missing classes and there’s things you can’t access online he’ll be sure to get them for you.
* you want a bag of Cheetos? An iced coffee? It’s yours, doesn’t matter what time of day or night, darry is an absolute simp and would get it for you though depending on his mood he may get a little whiny (as though it hadn’t been his intent to get it for you the entire time. )
* So as you can imagine, the above applies even more so if you’re sick or need to be taken care of.
* Trish, who sees her brother as immature and selfish (albeit, in an endearingly annoying kid brother way) would be flabbergasted once she witnessed how tentative her brother is around you.
* She’d never admit it to him directly but it’d make her proud to see how much he’d matured though she’d probably tell you as much, jokingly asking what you did to straighten him out.
* He’ll literally get you anything you’d ever want or need and would stay with you throughout the period of your recovery.
* Even things that you deemed as gross or embarrassing wouldn’t deter him from wanting to be at your side.
* “Darry, don’t look!” You slurred around the gauze you were attempting to pull from your mouth, looking up at his reflection appearing behind you. He scoffed, holding you against him by your hips as his eyes met yours in the mirror . “What?“
* “I don’t want you to see me like this it’s gross”
* “You getting shy on me?” He’d snake his arms around you at that, laughing into your hair.
* “Relax, sweetheart. Only embarrassing thing is you can’t kiss me, fuckin loser.”
* But make no mistake, he’d 100% be teasing you the whole time.
* If your lips and chin are numb at first he’s gonna constantly tell you that you’re drooling on him since you can’t tell whether it’s true or not.
* “Shut up, man.” He laughed as you elbowed him lightly once your the back of your hand came back from your chin dry.
* Darry is pretty clingy so this is ideal for him (well, minus you being in pain), he’s happy to have an excuse just to spend time with you.
* He wouldn’t even playfully banter about which movie you should put on, he’d let you have full reign over the remote .
* He’d also make sure you had the appropriate snacks that wouldn’t exacerbate your condition as well.
* “Shit, uh…what do old people with no teeth eat? Ice cream, yeah?”
* “what the fuck Darry”
* You guys don’t fight a lot but playful banter is a staple, just like it was before the two of you started dating .
* Since he knows you better than anyone else, both as a lover and as a friend, he’d gauge how facetious to get with you and would be much gentler if need be, his banter would be for the benefit of your amusement rather than to engage in the usual back and forth you’d grown accustomed to.
* Especially seeing as how your capabilities for speech would be limited.
* (He would tease you a little on that though, for sure)
* He’s touch starved, you can’t tell me otherwise and would just completely bask in your company as he spooned you on the couch or where ever the two of you happened to be.
* He’s pretty gentle by nature but he’d make sure to be extra careful with how he held you, making sure not to put pressure against your face when you laid against him.
* Would let you wear his clothes if you wanted, might steal one of your t-shirts to make you laugh.
* “What? You gonna call me a poser because I don’t listen to…” He trails off, stifling a laugh and pulling the fabric from his midriff to make out the writing on whichever one of your band shirts he’d grabbed.
* Stroking your hair from your face as he looks at you, teasing you for having “chipmunk cheeks” from the swelling while simultaneously touching you with the most tenderness you’d ever been Handled with.
* “Y’know, you look cute this like this”
* “Hm?”
* “Quiet, for once.”
He’d literally squeal as you dangled a gross bloody tissue at him in mock reprimand of his comment.
* Even softer than usual, calling you all the most sentimental pet names he has for you (and the sillier ones as well of course, that can’t be helped )
* Sweetheart, baby, pretty girl, princess etc.
* He’s definitely the type to verbalize it often, but his actions are blatant testimony to how much he loves you.
#live laugh l’appel du vide🤣🍸
i really like the idea that paul was a huge loser when he was human. just the lamest guy you’ve ever met.
You know the movies gonna absolutely demolish when it was released between 86-87
