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What if... Shrignold but with a more butterfly-like nose.

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sheesh shrignold?

Warren the ᵂᵒʳᵐ Eagle Headcanons

He's such a nerd. All he thinks about is his next podcast that has approximately 4 listeners, one being himself.

He has extreme anxiety, especially in social situations. If someone says a single mean comment to him he will start masking and will pretend he's okay until he breaks.

Needs glasses. He has horrible eyesight.

He's embarrassed by it, but he uses fidget toys often. His favorite fidget toys are stress balls, the ones with slime inside of them.

If he likes you, he'll never leave you alone. You'll be with him 24/7 and he will annoy you.

Horrible acne. No matter how hard he tries, it won't go away. No matter what cream or soap he uses, it'll never leave his poor face.

He's somewhat of an incel. He's too kind to be officially called an incel, but he's a major antisocial nerd with questionable morals.

Call him "eagle", "bird" or "birdy" and he'll love you forever.

Drools when he's happy, excited or.. you get the point.

He smokes. This isn't even a headcanon, it's canon, you can see a pack of cigarettes in his bag. He calls himself a "social smoker" but really only does it to calm himself down when he's anxious. He also brings an extra pack with him to share with others when he wants to strike up a conversation.

If you just take the time to bond with him and do things he likes with him, he quickly becomes attached. He may not seem like a good friend, but if you just show him a bit of love, he'll stay with you forever.

He's also LGBTQ. Definitely. I'm not sure which letter yet, though.

Comment more character headcanons you'd like to see! I'm open to any DHMIS character.

Shrignold Headcanons!

Pesky bee! Ack!

He's 100% full of internalized homophobia. He accepts every couple as who they are, but not for himself.

He has a bit of a complex- constantly referring to himself as being "better" than others because he was chosen by Malcolm.

Has always wanted to have a "special one", but quickly gave up that dream as he got older. He realized that helping others find THEIR special ones give him the most joy in life.

That was until he met a certain someone..

He gets attached very easily, and jumps in to things extremely quickly. He is terrified of losing the ones he loves because he's seen how relationships can end poorly, and in disaster.

He plays dating sims. He fucking loves dating sims.

He loves sugar and sweets, one of his many love languages is giving out candy.

He has a comically small ukulele and often plays music "just over the rainbow".

He's overall pathetic I love him.

@justherefor000 no more canoes.. for now