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Realll Dude :(
Realll dude :(
If you do really need someone to do the T for you I recommend just like not looking at it??
I guess?
It helped me a lot when someone else was doing it :,)
Here are some things I wish I knew before start T/Testosterone! (I do the shots!)
1. Learn how to do it yourself
Idc who you say is going to do it for you, it will help A LOT if you learn how to do it yourself! I had my mom do it for a while but she kept forgetting even when I brought out everything, half the time she was drunk and couldnât do it so we had to wait, thatâs when I started doing it myself
2. Itâs gonna feel like a flu shot!
Maybe a bit more but never EVER should it hurt! (Super bad at least! A little pain is ok! Itâs a shot!) If it does youâre probably not doing something right, but it doesnât matter! Learn from your mistakes and try again!
3. Just because most people say youâll go bald thereâs a chance you might not!
It fully depends on how well you take care of it AND BOTH sides of parentâs genes. If one side has baldness and one doesnât itâs a 50/50 percent chance gene wise! (I would still try to take care of it really well just in case you got the non-balding genes!) and if you got both sides with baldness thereâs a bigger percent but you could still try to keep it as much as you can!
4. DONT TENSE! TRY TO STAY RELAXED!!!
I know! Itâs scary if youâre scared of needles!! But, try to be relaxed when the needle actually goes in! I told the doctor I was scared of needles and they told me to focus on smth else when getting the shot! (Tv, phone, ANYTHING.) and it really did work! It will go in the entire way into you like a regular needle! (Also donât get it in your arms! It needs to be something plush! Like thighs or even a cheek from your butt!)
5. Small needle = bigger number!
Itâs really easy to get them confused but I promise! Big = small and small = big! Youâll need two types of needles! One for the actual injection and one to get the T out of the bottle! Big needle is needed for getting the T and little needle is needed for the actual injections! (This was the reason it hurt really bad for me once! I was using the big needle and not the small needle!)
Alr! Thatâs all I can think of right now! If thereâs anything youâd like to know just ask! (Reblogs or comments are fine! You could even use my asks!) I would be happy to help! Also take all this seriously! But also make sure to check in with your doctor if itâs more personal/worrying questions!
See you soon! - Your Trans Older Brother (Dionysus/Bat)
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