Watch As Timekeeper Gets In To Level 389 Of The Backrooms And Before The Game Master Could Do Her Thing,

watch as timekeeper gets in to level 389 of the backrooms and before the game master could do her thing, timekeeper just immediately starts breaking the SHIT out of it

timekeeper: woah! happy hungry hippos (I think that's what it's called)! time to play- *"ACCIDENTALLY" TURNS THE HIPPOS INTO MUSH* oh dear.. welp, guess I should play something else!

game master: YOU ARE LITERALLY BREAKING MY LEVEL APART PLEASE JUST PICK A GAME WITHOUT MURDERING IT WHOLE!!!!

WHAHAHHSB THIS IS GREAT

timekeeper gets bored and manages to sit down at one of the games without it just shattering into millions of tiny pieces, but they're so insufferable ((affectionate)) when it comes to playing it that the game master can't even figure out what's happening and they end up winning

they don't fix anything they broke either. :)

it's Cream Unicorn hc time because im bored

starting off with a few design hcs!

☆ They wear facial glitter a lot! They also like to give some glitter to their partners (Pitaya, Ananas, n Leek) so they can wear it too!

☆ If you're wondering, yes! That's a tail!!

☆ They like to wear earrings,, little sparkly ones hehe Now with some headcannons in general

♡ He's a trans demi boy because yeah!

♡ They know ballet! ♡ He likes to hum little lullabies a lot!

♡ Him and apple r siblings, apple is a unicorn too :D! ♡ Uni is really good at baking! They can make any dessert!

♡ He sleeps on his little clouds that activates during his skill (the magic candy ones)

"gingerbrave legendary" anon here...

what do you think his legendary form will be like...

This is more of a new bit than anything regarding the new trailer, but would you think that Amber Sugar Cookie has a stinger in addition to those wings, since they’re kinda modeled after a bee?

As much as I want to say something else about them, it could easily get retconned or something when the update actually comes out

yes i hope they do so so badly u have no idea, even if the staff can work as a stinger ill be content that bee needs to be able to commit mass murder its fundamental to me liking them

ok guys hc, gingerbrave was meant to be the most basic ass normal cookie to exsit and the reason everyone worships this 12 year old child despite actual gods walking among them in mortal flesh is because hes so fuckign basic that they litterly think hes the pinnacle of cookiekind so therefore if u are naked and also bland af u can be god too

Would Sea Fairy count as a beverage cookie? She's technically made of water. Also maybe Matcha could as well because of matcha tea.

yessss they should count, matcha being a vampire actually makes a certain joke funnier because Herb knows all the vampires but thinks ONLY Mint is a vampire...dude ur mom is a vampire what r u on about

also imagine Sea fairy in full gothic attire bringing in soda to the bar...love that

this is probably more an au than a hc now so tagging this "thirsty vampires au" because I'm horrible at au names