I Am Also. Going To Commit A Federal Crime.

i am also. going to commit a federal crime.

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*takes the pets of said anniversary squad cookies and throws them into the anniversary squad*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

So now we know that Wizard is a fan of DJ’s music. What else about the City of Wizards cast are they keeping secret from us???

Now I’m imagining Wizard getting called out by a clairvoyant Cinnamon while Wizard has DJ’s music playing in his earbuds or something and the outcome makes me laugh inside

AHAHHAHAHA HELP WIZARD WOULD BE SO GRUMPY CAUSE CINNA RUINED HIS "REPUTATION"

gingerbrave being brought along to a concert with wizard in secret would be funny too like the whole way wizard takes it so seriously that they cant get caught then when DJ gets on stage he starts fanboying

Would Sea Fairy count as a beverage cookie? She's technically made of water. Also maybe Matcha could as well because of matcha tea.

yessss they should count, matcha being a vampire actually makes a certain joke funnier because Herb knows all the vampires but thinks ONLY Mint is a vampire...dude ur mom is a vampire what r u on about

also imagine Sea fairy in full gothic attire bringing in soda to the bar...love that

this is probably more an au than a hc now so tagging this "thirsty vampires au" because I'm horrible at au names

the commons of cookie run and their friends devil angel zombie custard III and chili pepper all play among us together on a regular basis. this is fact

this is fact

"gingerbrave legendary" anon here...

what do you think his legendary form will be like...

Juice Tumbler officially gives advice to Grapefruit, he just constantly tells her to not do dangerous things but if Juice Tumbler doesn't end up stopping her he'll get the rest of the citrus squad just to save Grapefruit from doing something extremely dangerous

hahah its her babysitter nice, probably dragged into dangers with her all the time