Proof That Vampirism Is Inherently Homosexual And That Dracula Was A Boykisser? Voila, Mes Amis

proof that vampirism is inherently homosexual and that dracula was a boykisser? voila, mes amis

Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.

Hey vampire community!

(and any other folks with the Need To Feed™)

What are your favorite and/or go-to blood/feeding substitutes?

I always find myself ordering blood sausages like sundae (순대), kishka, and jelito, plus duck blood dishes and nutrient-saturated/whole organisms like oysters, clams, crickets, and intestine/tripe dishes. Meal replacement drinks and strong/tangy/iron-rich teas, fruits, and meats will also work in a pinch.

Curious to hear what psi feeders have to say about this!

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

My food was too unseasoned as a child and now I can't have garlic

why are you alterhuman/nonhuman? wrong answers only

I'll go first: instead of using normal lotion on me, my mom used lotion made for horse, cattle, cats, and dogs

As a trans otherkin vampyre, we do not own the words dysphoria, euphoria, or even the prefix trans-. Go ahead and call your experience whatever you want, your life is yours to name.

somebody, anybody: "calling it species dysphoria delegitimizes trans peoples actual medical gender dysphoria"

me: "I have legitimate medical physical dysphoria from not having a tail, claws, or the ability to breathe underwater so, check your argument".

stop it with the suffering Olympics. your want to call serious attention to peoples' gender struggles doesn't require pulling down the legitimate, serious needs of others just because you don't understand the struggle.

when it comes to bs like this, I think it's so funny that I have more species dysphoria than gender. tho, bc my species AND gender are intertwined, fixing the species dysphoria fixes the gender dysphoria, so guess what I can't do? ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

you know that guy who goes around purposely getting stung by horribly venomous insects so he can scientifically rate and describe the painfulness of the sting? ok so that but with vampires.

a scientist who purposely gets bitten by a vampire, then experiments on themself in order to document once and for all which vampire myths actually apply