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Theres Three Types Of Vampyres -

There’s three types of vampyres -

Those that want to be Astarion from Baldur’s Gate

Those that want to be Stoker’s Dracula

And those that are Morticia Addams

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Day 6 - 5 again. do you like leaves LOVE leaves they are a very nice shape. Also gives me lots of nice shade in the daytime


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