I Love How You Do Your Own Thing And Arent Constrained By Logic Or Information But Not As A Comeback

“i love how you do your own thing and arent constrained by logic or information” but not as a comeback and instead as a way of life

yes im a homosapien and dont believe in gods but actually im a vampire elf who worships Loviatar

got some stuff at the boardwalk

super excited about the nature candle, i want to use that for some kin meditating

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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

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astarion is so fucking stupid he's like bleh i'm so mean i don't care about other people i'm obnoxious. and also i definitely hate kids because they're gross and get dirty and anyway we don't have TIME to save the little tiefling girl. oh fine whatever i'll help you. well yes of course i'm happy she's safe. that's different though she's a thief and extremely impulsive so we're kindred spirits i still don't like kids. well of course i like MOL. she's adorable. come on, she's like eleven years old running a little gang, that's cute as all hells. and mattis of course i like little mattis, sure his techniques could use some polish but he's got the makings of the greats, oh arabella? arabella's here? out here alone in the dark? no, it's okay, sweet girl, we'll find your parents. would you like to stay with us? oh fuck you, what are you smiling at?

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tummy ache :( send asks as comfort so i can use my cool energy mind powers to heal myself. Or something

where my fictional deity worshippers at???? lets be mutuals i love you