I Like To Imagine That Part Of The Mercs Contracts Is To Pose With Every New Cosmetic For A Photo Shoot

i like to imagine that part of the mercs contracts is to pose with every new cosmetic for a photo shoot to make pictures like the ones on the wiki and spys pictures make me laugh the most bc some of them look like hes having the time of his life and getting really in character

but in most of them he looks like hes telling himself “they are not paying me enough for this” and that hes secretly dying inside

Another favorite thing ab out TF2′s Scout’s voice actor is that he’s actually scout

like, the guy who voiced demoman? not even an alcoholic. not even scottish. not even black. not even half blind

the guy who voiced medic? that’s a fake german accent and i bet the man doesn’t know how to put a band aid on someone. does a better impression at making me believe he knows how to make hamburgers based on millers tapes in mgs5

the guy who voiced the scout?

dude i swear based on the demands overwatch players keep making to blizzard

it’s like almost none of them have ever played an online shooter before and just suck at them

mercy, back when i played the damn game was a fragile healer class with a shitty little pistol as a last resort defense

and they made her even shittier with every single nerf they’ve done to her

“she heals too much!!!”

she’s a healer class

that’s her primary thing

her healing is supposed to be huge and overhwhelming cause she’s supposed to stick to her teammates like glue and keep alternating healing between them

how fucking bad are you at shooters if you can’t even shoot the medic that’s literally glowing almost all the time and has the lowest possible health value you can get in overwatch

what the heck does “bloody fruit shop owner” even mean

Overwatch 2 is literally the exact same game. I don't mean that in a cheeky way like people used to say about call of duty or mobas, it is literally the same game as Overwatch. Overwatch 2 and Overwatch 1 players get put into the same lobbies, same maps, playing the same characters in the same engine with the same look. All they're adding is a late-2000s style campaign that reuses the PvP maps, except even that's not new because they've already had that in Overwatch for like a week before they took it back out.

And no you cannot say they deserve to get paid for the work they're putting into the new content because they (the shareholders, not the workers) have already been paid a thousand times over by the recurrent user spending in the form of slot machine lootboxes that are so egregiously manipulative and sinister that they're getting banned in several countries.

Dear people of Tumblr, After over six months of silence, me and some new faces have accomplished to give you this. Many people have sent me fanmail, asking about its release date, but it has been hidden for long, so here you go..

TF2 DATING SIM: HIGH SCHOOL AU DEMO 04 IS FINALLY RELEASED!

It comes with some major fixes, new characters, awesome facelift by uberchain and Scout & Sniper’s storyline has been expanded by Fluffygreensheep! Also, it is still fully functional with Macintosh and Linux-operated platforms along with the good ol’ Windows, obviously!

Note that this game is still not fully tested and it might contain major bugs, but every complain that was sent to me has been fixed. And also, remember that it’s not fully operational; it is still just a demo.

Before I forget to mention: I’m looking for enthusiastic people who want to write scripts for certain characters! If you are interested to take part in making the game and expanding its world, please send me email at schiphys@gmail.com or just message me here.

DOWNLOAD LINKS (added 2 because it might get jammed once again… Just in case.)

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