A Necromancer Is Just A Really Late Healer

a necromancer is just a really late healer

This was WAY too much time and effort for a weird crossover that likely only a handful of people will get, but holy shit it was fun and self indulgent

I also blame the awesome headcanons going on in the comments of this post so ty guys you rock

dude i swear based on the demands overwatch players keep making to blizzard

it’s like almost none of them have ever played an online shooter before and just suck at them

mercy, back when i played the damn game was a fragile healer class with a shitty little pistol as a last resort defense

and they made her even shittier with every single nerf they’ve done to her

“she heals too much!!!”

she’s a healer class

that’s her primary thing

her healing is supposed to be huge and overhwhelming cause she’s supposed to stick to her teammates like glue and keep alternating healing between them

how fucking bad are you at shooters if you can’t even shoot the medic that’s literally glowing almost all the time and has the lowest possible health value you can get in overwatch

what the heck does “bloody fruit shop owner” even mean

HEY I THINK MUN SHIPS THIS BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY ANGELA X ZARYA

Mun, in fact, does not. But I don’t hate it either. I don’t rly ship Zarya with anyone.

But for @motivational—mercy & @zarya-motivates i’ll do it

who holds the umbrella when it rainsZarya does it for Russia.

who is the grumpiest in the morningAngela is still a fluffy grump, Zarya carries her around in the morning until she’s awake and cheery.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurtZarya will protect her baby birb from everything >:c

who plays pranks on the otherNeither, they’re too sweet.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofaMomma bear and momma birb looks at sofa, then cuddles immediately.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other_zarya_

who drools on the other when they’re asleepmomma birb

who says ‘I love you’ first*looks at tripleMerc and Zarytivates. *grin*

TF2 + screenshotsofdespair