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Another thing that I appreciate about TFA StarOp is the sheer comedic potential of it all. Yes from the Autobot “you’re dating WHO” side, but also from a Decepticon perspective. Like, you have Air Commander Starscream, who is considered to be one of, if not the most attractive flyer in the entire Armada. He’s like the pinnacle of Seeker aesthetics, huge wings and all that, and you hear that he’s apparently found himself someone. Oh, you think, damn, wonder who the lucky guy is, only for the news to be broken that it’s this random, tiny-ass red and blue spacebridge repair crew Autobot, in other words, just some guy. And there he is, with his arm wrapped around your Air Commander’s waist because that’s how fucking short he is. What the fuck.

WHOS THE GATO WHO ROLLS THE DICE, AND GAMBLES WITH HIS LIFE? WHOS NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BY A BLADE, PUSS IN BOOTS IS NEVER AFRAID!

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

“THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM—”

Tumblr please ask about my silly Gacha Fnaf au I have fun dynamics and silly designs plz plz plz I think it’s funny

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