Season 11 TWD Spoiler!

Season 11 TWD spoiler!

Connie and Daryl meeting up again was so cute. Tis season is so good and sm happening at once I love it. And Carol telling Daryl he should have asked her to the dance IM SOBBING. Daryl best dad out there too. Atp idk what I’m saying anymore. Daryl is so fine okay bye I’m gonna go explode

I wanna bite his arms (one of the best twd episodes btw)

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

NSFW Alphabet: Scud

❧ Pairing: Scud x Female Reader ❧ Warnings: SMUT (obviously), swearing ❧ From this template

❧ A/N: More Scud content, this time a NSFW alphabet. I need to write a full oneshot for him again. He's so cute. He deserved better. They should've just kept him as a quirky side character but of course they had to do my man dirty smh. We won't go into that here tho. This is just a bunch of smutty headcanons for my man Scud from Blade II. <3

❧ A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Scud strikes me as the kind of guy who would fall asleep pretty quickly after sex. He'd be very sleepy and cuddly for sure. Of course, he'd try to stay awake to talk to you, but after a while he just dozes off, probably with his face buried in your hair or in the crook of your shoulder. If he has more energy afterwards, though, maybe he'll rub your back or feet... He might have a bit of a foot fetish, depending on if you're accommodating to that kind of thing.

❧ B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Oh, well this kind of plays into the foot fetish thing but I think he has a slight fascination with your feet for some reason. Not super crazy, but he likes to rub them a lot, and it turns him on a little when you let him um... lick them or suck on your toes. He likes being a little subservient to you, and when you let him kiss your feet, he finds it hot. Please don't kill me PLEASE I just think Scud has a slight foot fetish OK? I can't explain it, I just channeled it from the depths of Hell.

But other than that, boobs and ass. Obviously.

And I think his favorite part of his own body is just his dick probably. It gives him pleasure, and he probably has a name for it, so why not?

❧ C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to make a little mess of you, I think. I will try not to be too gross with this, but after all, it is a smut alphabet so... I think he really likes to give you a "cream pie." You know, when he comes inside of you, then lets it all slowly drip out onto your folds. I think he'd play with it a lot, maybe use the tip of his cock to spread it around, and bury himself back inside you to push some more back in. By the time he's done, it's a big mess, with the white stuff all over you and probably the sheets, too.

He's also fascinated by your... ejaculate? (I still don't fully know what female vaginal excretions are called, and "cum" just doesn't seem right.) He likes to pull himself out every once in a while between thrusts just to look at your shiny natural lubricant that has accumulated on his cock. He'll lick it up, too, tickling your slit before plunging himself back in.

On a somewhat related note, I think he's got a little thing for your underwear, too. You know how a woman excretes vaginal discharge throughout her cycle? Well, I think he likes to do a cheeky sniff of your dirty panties every once in a while. See kink for more panty info...

❧ D = Dirty secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hm, well Scud seems kind of like an open book to me. I don't think he holds anything back, so I will actually say he doesn't have any dirty secrets. He lets you know all his quirks and kinks and preferences.

❧ E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty experienced, I think. I think Scud has had sex before you. Then again, I do also think Scud is kind of a nerd at heart (he's got that stoner geek vibe), so I don't think he got too much action before you, either. Just an average amount.

Scud knows what he's doing, yes. I mean, as much as any man can know what he's doing. He knows what you like because you're comfortable with him, and he's comfortable with you. He lets you know that you can tell him anything, and Scud is pretty open-minded when it comes to sex I think, so he will be receptive to pretty much anything. Thus, I think he's quite experienced and has done a lot of things at least once.

❧ F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)

He has quite a few, actually. I mean, he likes them all, but he's definitely quite adventurous, so he knows a lot of them, and has his little favorites. He loves a good reverse cowgirl (aka, you're on top, facing the other direction). He gets a great view of your butt, and he likes to watch himself inside of you. Also, I think Scud is bit... lazy, so he likes being on the bottom and letting you use him to your heart's content.

When he is feeling more energetic, I think he also really likes what Women's Health magazine tells me is called the Leap Frog. Basically, a form of doggy style, I guess? Except your ass is more up in the air, which he enjoys for spanking, I would imagine. Yes, Scud likes to spank you quite a bit, and to pinch your ass a little, and maybe bite it, too. He's just a horny, horny guy.

Oh, and 69, with him on the bottom (of course). There are few things Scud loves more than getting his dick sucked, and few things he loves more than tasting all that juice that pours out of you when he's swirling his agile tongue around your clit. That's just about as close to Heaven as he can get. And you can bet your ass (lol) that he's going to lick your asshole, too. He can't help himself, and he likes how you giggle when he tickles you there.

❧ G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

Humorous, for sure. Scud doesn't take much seriously, I think. He likes to make kinky/flirty jokes with you, and the two of you laugh a lot during sex, until it's almost time to come, then it gets a little serious, since it feels so damn good.

❧ H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

Scud is pretty good about taking care of his hair, I think. That being said, I don't think he cares much about his... pubes. He has an adorable little happy trail, too, and honestly, I'd be annoyed if he shaved it. It's so cute/sexy.

I think he also loves when you let your pubic hair grow out, too. I mean, he doesn't care much either way, whatever you prefer is fine, but he does think your patch of hairs on your mound is very cute and pretty. Though, if you want to shave it, he is more than happy to help you, if you want... Hell, he'll help you shave your legs, too, as long as you let him kiss your feet a little (sorry).

❧ I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Scud isn't the most romantic person on the planet, but he tries. Well, to be honest, I think Scud's attempts at being romantic always just morph into him saying something incredibly raunchy/sexual, but that's basically his way of saying "I love you."

❧ J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates probably once a day, I think. I mean, unless you have sex that day, then he doesn't really need it, but he has quite a sex drive. I think his favorite thing to do, though, is mutual masturbation, where you both do the deed in front of each other. He likes watching you play with yourself until you come, and he'll have no choice but to get himself off while you're at it. He also likes when you jerk each other off, his hand rubbing you while your hand strokes his cock.

Tying into the panties thing I mentioned earlier, I can definitely see him pulling some of your used panties from the hamper and jerking himself off with them. In other words, he likes to put his hard cock through your panties and rub it with the soft lacy fabric, getting his ejaculate all over them... I mean, they were already dirty anyway.

❧ K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

What kink doesn't this man have? I think I've already mentioned a few of them (feet, panties, asshole licking...), but voyeurism is also something he likes. He loves when you let him watch you pleasure yourself. He won't touch himself, he'll just watch. There have also been a few times he's caught you touching yourself, and he won't reveal himself until you're done, just because he likes the idea of you not knowing he’s watching you.

We all know that Scud is also a pretty habitual stoner, so I think he'd have a thing for having sex while high, too. Bonus points if you let him blow some smoke into your mouth, or your vagina. I told you he was a kinky little shit.

❧ L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

I think he really likes doing it in his van. You know, that big van with all the technology rigged up that we see in the movie. I think he likes doing it in the back of that van, or maybe occasionally in a public restroom, depending on how adventurous the two of you feel.

❧ N = No (Something they won’t do, turn offs)

Hm, there isn't much Scud won't do, actually. I think he might draw the line at like coprophilia lol and obviously he's not into stuff like dubious consent. Other than that, not much is a turn off for him. I think he likes someone who isn't judgmental, so being overly close minded is something he doesn't like much. That being said, of course he always appreciates your boundaries and won't force you to do anything you're not comfortable with. As long as you don't give him too hard of a time for his little quirks and kinks, he's happy. He'll gladly take teasing, though.

❧ O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both equally I think. I mean, I don't think I'd ever write a character who didn't enjoy going down on you as much as he enjoys when you go down on him.

He's so good at oral. He has a crazy tongue. It's so long and wide... He knows what he's doing with it, too. He can go down on you for so long. Scud isn't a very patient guy in general, but when he's eating you out, he will lick and lick and lick until you're shaking and moaning his name just the way he likes. He won't even stop after you come. He'll keep going, letting his tongue lap up every last ounce of your sweet arousal.

❧ P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I think Scud goes pretty fast most of the time. He likes to be a little rough, too. I mentioned he likes to spank and pinch you a lot (not to the point of hurting you too much, of course), and that's definitely true. If you ask him to choke you a little, he'll do that too, though I think he might like being choked by you a little more...

He will go slow, too, usually when he's high or just tired. Those are mostly the times when he lays down and lets you ride him, with his half-lidded eyes watching your body bounce up and down on top of him, his hands behind his head with a joint between his lips. He might reach up to squeeze your breasts, or ask you to turn around and ride him reverse cowgirl style, so he can get a good look at your ass. Either way, those are the times he doesn't mind you going slow, or fast, whichever you want. Scud is not picky.

❧ Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh, he's all for them. Any kind of sex with you he can get, he'll take it, even if you guys don't have enough time to do some of the more freaky stuff he likes. Quickies are good for when he's got a project he needs to work on, but you're teasing him and walking around the workshop all seductively, trying to get his attention (when do you not have his attention, though?). He'll huff and puff, but he loves an impromptu quickie. Keeps things interesting, and that post-nut clarity helps him with his work (he thinks), so why not?

❧ R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

I think I've said this at least two or three times, but yes, Scud loves to take risks and try new things! He's very adventurous in bed, and sometimes he gets bored of doing the same thing over and over again (no matter how much he loves it). He needs a little variety thrown in there, so he's always coming up with new ideas. After all, Scud is pretty smart, and he is always innovating, even in the bedroom. He might put his half an engineering degree to use when he comes up with a new sex position, one that seems to defy the laws of gravity. Trial and error is always needed, of course. That just means more time to perfect his technique. Scud also seems like the kind of guy to draw out his new sex position ideas in a notebook, probably some crude little doodle near his engineering notes. He's so cute, and nerdy.

❧ S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go? How long do they last?)

I think it depends. When he has a lot of energy, he can go for two to three rounds, and he lasts a while, too. On the flip side, when he's high or tired, he is more subdued and can go one round, but he still lasts a while. Either way, he's good.

❧ T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Scud loves a good sex toy. Man, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy made his own sex toys. Maybe he'd gift you one for your birthday, and try it out on you that night. You're like his little guinea pig, "testing the product," he'd say. Though you might be a bit wary at first (homemade sex toy? Sounds weird), but you trust him enough to know he wouldn't put anything near your delicate lady parts unless it was safe. And Scud knows how to put together a good vibrator, of that you can be sure. Even the lowest setting would be so intense you might have to tell him to reduce the vibrations. Back to the drawing board.

And Scud also loves when you use sex toys on him. I honestly don't know much about sex toys that are made for men, but I am sure he'd love a vibrator tickling his sensitive parts, too. Anything that teases him is welcome as well.

❧ U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Speaking of teasing, he loves it. He likes to tease you quite a bit, both outside of the bedroom and inside of it. Scud loves being teased even more. He'll actually ask you to tease him more, to get him close to coming before taking away the stimulation and letting him suffer just a little. He likes being at your disposal, so whenever you want to make him beg for you, he'll be happy to oblige. He likes begging. Especially when you make him lick your feet. I'M SORRY.

❧ V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's moderately loud I think. I don't see Scud as being a screamer or anything, but he'll moan a lot throughout the whole session. He's a dirty talker, too. He says some nasty shit, all with that Machiavellian little smirk on his face.

❧ W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

Speaking of sounds, I think Scud has a big thing for, um... the sounds of sex. He likes the sound of skin on skin and the wetness of you as his cock snakes its way inside of your perfectly moist (sorry) body. He wants you as soaking wet as possible so he can hear those sounds. He'll do whatever it takes—he'll coat you in his spit, he'll come on you, he'll put some fancy lube on you... Whatever it takes to get you all slicked up and to hear those sounds coming from your wet folds as he fingers you or puts his cock in you. That gets him going.

❧ X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Dick size, right? I am assuming this is talking about dick size, as I usually do for these alphabets. Well, I firmly believe all Norman characters have the same dick lmao (same guy, same dick)—average length, above average thickness. The man has thick fingers, so I just like to assume his dick is similar.

Aside from the length and girth, I think he's got a pretty veiny dick, with a rather cute pink tip (dicks are cute to me, shut up). I also hypothesize that all Norman characters are circumcised. I will not be taking questions at this time. Circumcised or die.

❧ Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very. I already answered this oops. But yeah, super high sex drive. Probably would have sex with you every single day if he could. He loves it. Sex is one of his favorite things. When he's not thinking about building things or smoking pot, he's thinking about fucking you, or masturbating to you. Usually fucking you. Scud's brain is like 25% sex, 25% boobs and ass, 25% pot, 25% nerdy shit.

❧ Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Oh, shit I already answered this too rip. Um pretty fast I think. He's a sleepy boy. Goodnight, Scud.

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y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?