ANYTIME POOKIE BEAR

ANYTIME POOKIE BEAR <33

us fr btw

i love watching ari spam my inbox like yes BESTIE <3

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, scratching up the curtains, clawing at the walls, chewing up the carpet, munching in drywall, squeaking, screaming, screeching, barking, yipping, giggling, creaming.

INTRODUCING 90'S SKATER BOY.ᐟ ART

+ BOT RELEASE

.ᐟ disclaimer: this post includes heavily suggestive and adult topics

skaterboy! art who keeps his blonde hair long and hanging in his face or messily shoved under a hat or beanie, skaterboy! art who doesn't pay much attention to his outfits mostly only throws on a baggy band tee layered with a flannel,baggy jeans and a pair of rundown converse or vans, skater boy! art always carries a backpack with him covered in numbered buttons you have gotten him over the time,he loves putting them all on display and if the boys at the skatepark ask he can proudly say his partner got them for him

skaterboy! art is confident in himself and his skills,he is effortlessly cool,he is typically relaxed and unbothered, skaterboy! art loves having you at the skatepark with him just placing you on a random bank while he skates the ramps,always shooting you a look or stop between runs to press a kiss on your face,especially when he catches other boys stare at you for too long, skaterboy! art has a thing for nicknames and unironically calls you doll,skaterboy! art is a touchy guy,he can't keep his hands off you especially your ass,pushing his hand in the back pocket of your jeans squeezing the flesh,skaterboy! art loves punk rock, alternative, or hip-hop, with bands like blink-182, green Day, or new-wave punk,he definitely takes you to their concerts or is lending you his CDS

skaterboy! art doesn't have much an idea of what to do with his life,he spends most time at the skatepark when he's not working part time at the local 7/11 serving slushies, skaterboy! art makes you mixtapes for every month of your relationship and draws messy flames and hearts on the cd and smiles the proudest when he shows it to you 'look what i did at the internet cafe doll,just for you baby.', skaterboy! art who plays nintendo 64 or playstation all day when it rains,having you placed in his lap in his messy room,whining when you try to move, skaterboy! art definitely pushes you on your knees once he gets bored of his game and makes you suck him off just because why not ? the game is boring and you look so nice in his lap, skaterboy! art who is so bad at taking you on dates that they mostly contain of going to the mall, the movies or the arcade, he does win you a very odd looking plushie everytime though so you can't complain, skaterboy! art who definitely smokes too many cigarettes and weed, whenever you tell him to quit he just goes 'i am doing good babe,don't worry nothings gonna happen' (he once had to catch a guy who stole a bottle of liquor and almost threw up on the side walk from the way his lungs burned), skaterboy! art definitely owns a build out VW van and bends you over in the back,he does not care that the van shakes and your moans echo through the empty parking lot (this man does not care about protection btw,he just hopes for the best or finishs on your back)

skaterboy! art bot here

request form ? here | asks. open! | dms. request.

next big bot release ? ➫ September 30th

ALSOOOO THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR, 200 ON CAI AND ALMOST 20K CHATS ON CAI ! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH 💞

frothing at the mouth rn dont edge me like this sao/j

the patrick hoe's gonna love that thursday bot release i fear..

I AM CRYING

art asking what the grindr app is on patrick’s phone and he says it’s a new pizza chain and a week later art is at a party and is like “does anyone want anything from grindr?” as he’s showing his phone to a group of 20 people (he just downloaded it at that moment and there’s a fully erect dick on his phone)

🚂💛🧡❤🧡💛 it's a love train! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! 💛

AHH YAY ILYSM TOO SAOIRSE <33

CANCELED THE SUICIDE NOTE BRO I FEEL SO ALIIIVEEE

ROCKSTAR ARTRICK BOT UP .ᐟ

+ INTRODUCING ROCKSTARS! ARTRICK (adult topics mentioned)

rockstars! artrick are the definition of being cocky in a charming way,with their talent of saying exactly what everyone wants them to say, rockstars! artrick who flirt with their groupies nonstop, shooting them little winks and let their hands a little to long on their waists or lower backs when they take pictures, rockstars! artrick who love to wear their oversized leather jackets,their shirts just a little too short so they can flash their trained bodies 'by accident' when they perform, rockstars! artrick smoke too many cigarettes (and other things), they're always caught with a cigarette between their lips backstage or in the studio

rockstar! patrick who is the bass player of their band,being the most popular member of the band with his cocky (and slightly) narcisstic tendencies, rockstar! patrick who has taken one or two (or more) groupies to his hotelroom on tour, telling them pretty words 'oh i have never done this before', 'you're the first girl i have ever felt comfortable enough with to take to my hotel,you're different from other girls', rockstar! patrick who tells them he calls or texts them when he's off tour (he never does), rockstar! patrick who loves his motorbike so much, rockstar! patrick who loves shooting pretty girls a little wink when he waits for the lights to turn green

rockstar! art who plays the drums for the band,he is slightly less popular than patrick, rockstar! art who loves to wear nailpolish,smugged eyeliner,he has a little lip ring, he wears croptops with his baggy jeans and little converse, rockstar! art who gets hands on with their fans after shows,kissing them on the cheeks (or lips if they're legal) for pictures they take with him, rockstar art! who hates the press and isn't afraid of being sarcastic or sassy if they ask them rude questions or give them rude interactions,he loves to challenge the media, rockstar! art who hates celebrity culture opposite to patrick he would do anything to avoid red carpet events or glamorous photoshoots

rockstar! artrick bot here

request form ? here | asks. open! | dms. request.

new bots ? ➫ September 30th

thank you so so so much to my bestie ari for requesting this bot from me. i love you so much!