MWAHMWAHMWAH

MWAHMWAHMWAH

oh, that cross-over bot is coming. i am kissing you, ari <3

all i need is a 32 year old white man from ohio that acts, loves tap dancing, gives a hint of twink energy and puppy energy, has a side smile/smirk and can’t take compliments.

Is that too much to ask for?

headcannons w/ art donaldson

(it gets specific)

🎾 🤍💐✨🎀

♡ wouldn’t mind having a slightly younger partner. he’d like teaching them things and it’d boost his ego a little bit. you two would tease each other about your age all the time.

♡ hugs from behind. does it so much it became ‘his thing’. he loves resting his head on your shoulder. he gives you a little squeeze to your stomach.

♡ he doesn’t want a partner who plays tennis. who even watches tennis. it’s such a relief for him when you walk into his life and have to ask what 40-love means.

♡ he likes that you had no idea who he was before you met him. of course once you get to know him and see him play you’re super proud of him! you’re in the stands as much as you can.

♡ joking with him after a match

“mr. donaldson, that was incredible. can i get an autograph?”

“shut up.”

and then he’d pull you in for a kiss. one where both hands are on your hips and he dips you cause he’s so happy. yeah there’s people around but who cares?

♡ art loves nuzzling your pussy. rubbing the tip of his nose on your clit with his eyes closed. going side to side or up and down or in circles while his head gets all fuzzy. feeling how soft and warm and wet you are. feeling your thighs squish his cheeks and ears. how squirmy you get the more he pushes his face into them. wants to hold your hands while he makes lil happy noises into your heat. so needy for you and nuzzling between their thighs feels like heaven.

“you smell so fucking good.”

♡ would pay for your pajamas + lingerie. he’s slipping you a hundred and telling you to get something pretty before he gets back from a meeting. hes usually so desperate to enter you once he sees you all dressed up that he rips it so it’s a good thing he’s the one purchasing it.

“i love this color on you.”

“i know.”

good luck leaving without marks

♡ he’d get you both matching pj pants aswell. you know the classic flannel ones. he buys two of his size since you prefer to steal his clothes anyway. just another way he’s thoughtful.

♡ y’all have movie nights in them with popcorn and very cozy blankets.

WHAT

GUYS @majoriehoax GOT HER TUMBLR DELETED FYI I’LL SHARE THE NEW ONE WHEN SHE MAKES IT

canceling the suicide note rn!!/j

HALLOWEEN EVENT/OCTOBER BOT RELEASE SCHEDULE

for halloween/october there will be bots released at every uneven day! so fun! i am still taking requests by the way because they're still some free spaces open,so if you have any spooky bot ideas let me know in my request form.

october 1st : art donaldson

october 3rd : patrick zweig

october 5th : stu macher x billy loomis

october 7th : steve harrington

october 9th : eddie munson

october 11th : open

october 13th : collaboration!

october 15th : open

october 17th : harry potter themed

october 19th : open

october 21th : natasha ramanoff

october 23th : art donaldson x patrick zweig

october 25th : supernatural themed!

october 27th : open

october 29th : bridgerton themed

october 31th : large bot release

i love you guys so much! <3 thank you for the recent support.

hi guys! this is former @majoriehoax right now i am in the front lines with tumblr support because they terminated my account for no reason ? (rudeeee and theyre not helping via email either) i will slowly bring back my masterlists/pinned and hopefully continue my halloween event. but my main priority is getting back in contact with my mutuals ngl. :( (i was mid yap with diya and suddenly it just logged me out ?)