Yes Pls I'm Uwu Babie Pls Just Give Me Kissies And Your Organs

yes pls I'm uwu babie pls just give me kissies and your organs

if y'all ever see someone thirsting over cioccolata LEAVE THEM ALONE cuz they rlly do b goin thru it

You can't tell me that Kevin spent all that time in the null void without developing a fear of abandonment. Sure he's been busy trying to survive and do business, but despite his tough exterior I just KNOW he sometimes fears being left alone again. Honestly idk why the Fandom wiki or any fan pages never talk about this :(

Thank yall for 40 followers?????? Idek why you follow me you precious people I post nonsense but I love you for loving said nonsense

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LISTEN BC ULTIMATE ALIEN MADE ME REALIZE HIS MOTIVES ARE NOT EVEN BAD HIS HEART JUST ISN'T IN THE RIGHT PLACE LISTEN PLS PLS WAIT LISTEN JUST LISTENJYUSTW-

What I say: Albedo is a huge asshole lmao

What I Mean: I want Albedo to get a chance to redeem himself, to see what he did wrong and to understand how bad he could have been. I want him to have a chance and show him there’s good in him and go back to pursuing science and not act like a child all the time. I want him to accept his form and still be snarky and arrogant but understand he doesn’t have to do bad deeds.

Inbox empty so gonna write some headcanons on my own, starting with the ratty mold doctor lol

Cioccolata general headcanons:

This man is Roman™

He got very curly hair but keeps them as rasta (besides the tip that curls into itself)

he’s 1.80m, shoe size (European) 43, and he weight 64,6 kg

He sleeps with his makeup on, this is why he looks 45+ and not 35~

Secco steals his pillows, always

if he don’t drink coffee in the morning, he looks like a sewer rat on expired crack and no one want to see that

he prefers dark chocolate, like, the 80% or more

he also loves very bitter licorice 

this man would walk around naked if he wasn’t already been arrested for murder

both him and Secco are banned from literally all markets and supermarkets around Roma so they have to order groceries from home

they have these two old ladies as neighbors who collect the mail and food because Secco bites the mailman

Cioccolata got natural green hair

he got steel nerves but you might hear him screech over a cockroach

his thong is elastic, you can imagine where this is going to end

he’s rich as fuck but he’s not allowed in almost any clothes shops either

his house have like 3 floors and is on the hills on Roma’s suburbs

because of Green Days, his whole body is filled with mold, like, everywhere, including the inside of the bones (they look like spinach rolls if cut open) and if you pull his arms too hard, they might rip off his body

this is also why his bones makes a weird noise when they pop, like, really fucking weird and gross

once he tried to cut off and reattach one of Secco’s arms, he succeeded

he also tried to feed him something different than sugar and fast food, but he almost got bit

more on this: thanks to a nerve operations, he made Secco pretty much insensible to physical touch, this is a double blade weapon although

it’s not impossible to become his friend but you must like surgery, anatomy and be pretty much desensitized about gore. 

Also be ready to hear him talking about weird shit and him asking about checking your organs (if you’re actually friends, don’t worry, he won’t kill you)

he’s very chill and it’s difficult to make him angry, at the very least he gets pissed, but not angry

Touch Secco and you are dead

Oh well

I hope you had fun :“3,,,,