Sometimes I Wanna Reply Bitch Me Too To My Mutuals Posts But Ive Never Talked 2 Them So They Might Not

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if you're alive but gay

Dick: So Rosh Hashanah is a time for new beginnings and I want to get something off my chest. I'm the one who broke the porch light.

Damian: I knew it.

Bruce: You broke the light?

Jason: I got blamed for that!

Tim: I still have glass in my foot from that light.

Dick: This is what happens when you try to do the right thing, which is why I came prepared.

Bruce: Prepared for what?

Dick: Jason has a tattoo he's been hiding from Bruce for over a year.

Bruce: Jason!

Jason: No I don't! He's lying!

Dick: Tim dropped out of college two months ago and hasn't told anyone.

Selina: Tim, what?!?

Dick: Bruce has been cheating on the diet you guys started.

Selina: Are you kidding me?

Dick: He took me to Batburger last night.

Selina: You told me you were sticking to that!

Dick: Damian actually isn't allergic to Selina's spaghetti sauce, he just doesn't wanna eat it. He likes Alfred's better.

Selina: Damian!

Dick: Selina set up monthly payments from Bruce's bank account to pay for her spa treatments.

Selina, to Damian: You don't like my sauce?!

Bruce, gesturing to Jason: You're worried about the sauce? This one over here's got a tattoo.

Selina: You haven't stuck to your diet.

Bruce, gesturing to Tim: This one over here quit school. You're worried about me eating a burger?

Selina: Tim, that's a joke right?

Everyone: *arguing*

Dick: Shanah tovah. I feel a lot better.

i love our sink chainsaws

frfr, every fandom needs to remember this

Some ppl from the Ninjago fandom NEED to see this

Cus like seriously ppl forget just because a characters sexuality isn’t confirmed it doesn’t automatically make them straight