Preparing For Trouble

Preparing for trouble ✨

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Superman is a foodie.

He can be in Nigeria, Italy, Thailand, Haiti, Venezuela, anywhere in the blink of an eye. He saves the day and then…what, just flies away? Absolutely not. Snack time.

Don’t get him wrong—he adores Ma and loves her cooking, but it’s all very standard Midwestern American. Lots of salads that don’t contain vegetables. Not a whole lot of spice. It’s comforting and familiar, and it’s what he wants most when he’s feeling down. That said, once he dons the cape and old ladies in different corners of the world start offering him snacks? He starts exploring and loves what he finds.

Egusi and fufu. Kimchi jjigae. Jerk chicken with rice and peas. Pani puri. Curry goat. Mapo tofu. Soul food. Each dish is an exploration and appreciation of culture, and it certainly helps that locals in every city he touches down in have recommendations.

The downside is that League members (and their associates) realize they can buy favors and bribe him with food. The upside? Provided nobody gets hurt, Clark doesn’t mind.

Bruce: I need you to keep an eye on Red Hood. He’s been quieter than usual and that’s typically followed by explosions.

Clark: You know, you could just talk—

Bruce: Got you these macarons from Paris.

Clark: 🤐

Jason: Did that old bastard really send you to babysit me?

Clark: He cares—

Jason: Dominican spot down the street has a bacalao guisado special today. They gave me an extra order by accident.

Clark:…No explosions, rubber bullets only. Call your father.

Hal: I fucked up real bad and you can’t tell Spooky.

Clark: How bad?

Hal: No one’s hurt, no one’s in danger, but there may be photos of Ollie’s bare ass on the internet.

Clark: Why?

Hal: Boba says you saw nothing, know nothing, and don’t know whose ass it is.

Clark: Large mango and dragonfruit slush with brown sugar boba.

Hal: Done.

Clark: I am legally blind for the next hour.

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