A Lovely Letter Secret Third Ending But If It Was Freaky

a lovely letter secret third ending but if it was freaky

Sam and Frodo in Rivendell

Oh my gosh I'd love to see the fellowship at a gas station! Merry and Pippin would get the weirdest and most tooth rotting snacks. Boromir (ultimate cool dad friend) is staring out the window getting angrier and angrier as he watches all the transport trucks that he just spent 4 hours passing drive ahead of them. Frodo got left behind because while Boromir was rushing everyone to the car, he was still standing at the travel book shelves, reading the sumeries for every single one trying to pick a good one for the rest of the trip. Sam was waiting with him.Gandalf didn't notice that they weren't there because he was asleep in the car and no one wanted to wake him.

And Pippin and Merry see a cute dog in a motorcycle side-car, and after jumping in to pet it, they get accidentally kidnapped by a biker gang, who don't realize they're there until three states later

Guys, I just had the best dream ever OwO I dreamt of Nelogg and Tavlas in Tel Mithryn fighting a daedric prince of non-magical technology [doesn't exist in AU but in my dream he was called "Sul" and appeared as a floating fire surrounded by metal particles] . Sul was mad at Nelogg for building a purely magical house that doesn't have any stairs and such. He sailed to Solstheim to defeat him. He took his mechanical, coal-powered ship of a house to pit it against Nelogg's.

He attacked Tel Mithryn with his cannons. But before any of them hit, Nelogg teleported himself to a cave. He puppeteered his giant house to fight back. The ever-growing roots grown between the metal joints, squeezed them, and bent into uselessness. [Tavlas was just standing there astonished and trying not to look particularily uselesss].

Sul knew, that Nelogg has to be hiding somewhere. He sent his tracking missiles to kill him. They penetrated every corridor of the Solstheim's caves. Or so it seemed. But they lost themselves in loops and crashed against each other. Alas, Nelogg's chamber was protected by an illusion. But finally, accidental detonation of one failed missile near the sealed entrance betrayed their whereabouts. They weren't safe any longer.

But Nelogg was ready for his final blow. He teleported a mushroom spore right into the heart of the ship. He focused, and draining all of his power, he made it grow.

So rapidly, that people miles a way witnessed a white supernova. Then a few seconds later shockwave knocked them off their feet.

With this, Sul was finally defeated [well, at least for a year or so]. Solstheim was again sunny and cosy [but also ended up greener than before and had more mushrooms growing there :3 ].

At the end I walked with Tavlas around Solstheim bc there was a surprisingly lot of stray fluffy kittens to admire :3

Egyptian Gate in st. Petersburg.

Medieval dress Linariel