Blood Goddess Memories. Mine Is So Baddass

Blood goddess memories. Mine is so baddass

If anyone wants to play with me on animal crossing or Pokémon ultra moon or fire emblem fates

I wish I had a partner who would treat me right and doesn’t judge me on my weight and like the same stuff I do

I would read the shit out of this

GUYS. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING AMAZING.

So, you know the Modern Girl/Boy in Thedas, right? Well imagine this. You and a few companions or advisors get thrown into YOUR world.

Now, depending on if you told them where you are originally from their reactions will vary.

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Now imagine their first time driving with you.

All I’m seeing is Cassandra grabbing the “Oh Shit” handle.

“Oh good, you found the Oh Shit handle.”

“THE WHaT?”

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“You should put your seat belt on.”

“What’s that?”

“It’s those straps beside you. Here.”

*You help them get them on*

“But why must I wear this?”

“In the unlikely event that we end up in a car wreck, these will sort of help you not die.”

*varying levels of panic*

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“Why is everyone staring at us like we are strange?”

“… That’s a long story. But let’s just say some recognize you.”

Depending on who you’re with you will get a lot of different reactions.

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Varric, “I am not putting this in my book. No one will believe me.”

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@authorellenmint what do you think?

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.

You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 

If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.

and kill you.

My Fucked up home life

There are times I wonder if I’m abused or it’s all in my head there are times where I can’t think straight like every one in the house is like a ticking time bomb waiting to explode and I always get the brunt of it like when I forget to pick up the dog crap or dishes and then they yell at me and all I can think is ‘your a waste of space and you need to die because you keep fucking in everything’ and these thoughts just won’t go away I still remember my mother threatening me with foster care all because I didn’t do the dishes correctly or more accurately the way she wants it and I can’t get out of here I’m only 14 there is little I can do I want it all the end.