I Had The Weirdest Experience Just Like I Was Daydreaming Right?

I had the weirdest experience just like I was daydreaming right?

And it going great and until my dream crush was hugging me and was putting their hands in my shirt just hugging from behind and that’s when I felt very sad happy like they were touching me and it was like having overwhelming and sensitive and I just started crying if that doesn’t tell me how lonely I am I don’t know what else will

“We introduced Ollie to his forever home today, he’s very happy and just wants to cuddle all the time”

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me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

Here’s SWEETROCK, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!

A woman grants her mother’s unusual dying wish.

She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.

A couple of days later, she realizes that reversed pictures of her mother’s left foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Island to inform the facility of the mistake.

After a long, arduous search, she finds an unmarked building in the middle of a thick forest. She rings the doorbell and, after a moment, a pleasant-looking man answers.

“Hello. I’m sorry to bother you, but my recently-deceased mother donated–”

“AH! You’re Mary’s daughter?” the man says, blocking the door slightly. “Yes, yes, she was a magnificent woman!”

“Yeah, well, in her dying wishes, it was noted that you requested photos of her right foot,” she says, pulling out a photo packet. “These are the correct pictures. We sent you reversed photos of her left.”

“Oh, excellent!” the man says, carefully taking the pictures. “Thank you so, so much. She was a long-time dear friend of the academy, and we are so grateful to honor her memory–”

The woman puts her hand up. “What’s that sound…?”

Before he can stop her, the woman pushes past him and rushes into an adjacent room. There, projected on the wall, is a reversed picture of her mother’s left foot…and a room full of people masturbating.

Enraged, she storms back to find the man sitting in the living room, waiting for her.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE?!”

“Look,” he says. “I think we got off on the wrong foot here.”

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