So Are We Just Gonna Act Like Milo And Morbius Didnt Almost Make Out Like 10 Times

so are we just gonna act like milo and morbius didn’t almost make out like 10 times

Sony doesn't realize that the gay romance main plot of venom was what made it successful. Morbius doesn't have that.

It's not enough to just be a villain of Spiderman's.

You must have the pure, sizzling, compelling homoeroticism of being in love with what makes you evil.

What makes you go feral.

Without it, no dice.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOML!1!1! 🥺😻😻

ଘ. warnings ⸝⸝ twitter p*rn links. consensual somnophilia. cunnilingus. car/public sex. cock warming. creampie. greedy ‘n needy getō >:| only cause it's his birfday. (17+).

birthday boy!getō.. he's selfish. so, so, so fucking selfish.

birthday boy!getō who wakes up bright and early with a cheesy smile and a hard-on in chastity; fat cock already throbbing with anticipation–already leaking with greed–and ready to make the pitiful excuse to fuck you as just an ‘early birthday gift’ for him; stuffing you full with the fat of his cock as you continue to try and sleep before prepping for his big day today.. link! + link!

birthday boy!getō who can't even keep his selfish and eager hands off of you while you try to cook his favorite breakfast for him.. his greedy hands snake around the soft curve of your hips, the tips of his fingers wisping across your fevered skin and nipping gentle kisses at the curvature of your neck, teasing you, reeling you into giving him the breakfast he actually wants this morning.. link! + link!

birthday boy!getō who whines to you selfishly for more of your special little gifts you promised him, even when you try taking him out for a cute little picnic birthday lunch, having to hear him whine and make the selfish excuses on how it's his birthday and deserves to fuck you on the way there and even at the picnic spot.. link! + link!

birthday boy!getō who makes you sit on his aching cock while he opens his gifts soon as you two arrive back home. he makes you warm up his cock with your pretty little pussy as he smiles and appreciates every gift you've given him; he's so thankful for you and everything you've done for him today, and he sits there with a giddy smile as you tease his sensitive cock till he finally pops a hot and heavy load deep into your soft cunt.. link! + link!

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a/n: a little (angst littered) fluff for my sweetest bf <3 me and cass were talking about how megumi probably sleeps like he’s laying in a coffin…and then this happened lol

Megumi is jostled awake in the middle of the night with a sharp jab to the chest.

Instincts kicking in and sleepy mind mistaking the shove as an enemy’s stab, his muscles move before his mind can catch up. Instantly grabbing the weapon lodged into his pectoral, he holds it still before it can be plunged any deeper.

After blinking a few times and allowing his eyes to adjust to the dark, he eventually comes to. With his back flat against the memory foam of your mattress, he’s exactly where he fell asleep: in your shared bedroom. With a quick scan of the room, he notes that the door is still shut and the windows are still closed. 

And most importantly, the weapon in his hand is truly no weapon at all–it’s your elbow.

His eyes dart from the pointed limb and over to your eyes. He’s surprised to find you already staring back at him, wide awake but oddly content with his rather harsh grip on your elbow. Realizing there’s no harm at hand (if anything, it’s the complete opposite), he instantly loosens his hold on you, rubbing his thumb across the sensitive skin he accidentally pinched in the process.

His brain starts to catch up and read the situation at hand. You’re awake, and by the look of it, you’ve been awake for a while. Your extended elbow looks unnaturally angled across your body, almost purposeful where it stills by his shoulder. Almost as if you meant for the dig to his chest to startle him, to wake him up from his slumber. 

After all, you’ve never been a restless sleeper before.

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gumi loves to have you on his lap. wether it's during a make out session (ESPECIALLY THEM lmao) him comforting you, you comforting him, cuddling, ect. he just loves to have you on top of him so he can cling onto u. he also doesn't care if you're with the other guys, he WILL pull you on his lap whenever he gets the chance to do so. the others would sometimes (nobara, panda and yuuji lmao) tease him a little bit, but he doesn't care. <3333

if u want pls write a full drabble about this. i would die and love you forever and ever

you're exhausted, constantly fanning at yourself with your hand as you lay tiredly on the grass. sparring is fun, even though maki has to drag you out of bed to do it—but on a hot day? you're suffering to the absolute maximum, draping your other arm over your eyes to hide from the sun.

"it's too hot for this," you groan when footsteps shuffle beside you, already knowing that it's megumi. his big hands casually slip under your arms to lift you up, and then you're suddenly sitting on his lap with your back to his chest. you continue to whine, "you're sweaty...!"

"so are you," he drawls with a small smile. it's obvious that he's completely spent too, but he lets you lean on him, properly propping your head up onto his shoulder while he wraps his arms around your figure. "did you drink water?"

a foot pokes and nudges at you before you can even answer. you slowly open your eyes, scanning up the leg and meeting eyes with nobara. she sticks her tongue out at you with a light scowl. "can't you guys go cuddle somewhere else? we're practicing here!"

"not hurtin' anyone," you mutter with a frown. despite being completely opposed to it before, you're getting quite comfortable in megumi's hold, feeling his chest vibrate with his quiet chuckle. "im so tired."

"me too!" when itadori suddenly climbs onto the both of you, you yelp, megumi groaning as the heat becomes too unbearable. the three of you share uncomfortable warmth, yet none of you wrestle each other off. "yikes! you're sweating like crazy!"

"gross," nobara comments. yet, she rolls her eyes and crouches beside you three, making you smile as she joins the hug.

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||  getou suguru x reader || T || hurt/comfort ||  wc: 4.6k || ao3  ||

There’s no need to be cruel to yourself. Suguru reminds you of this.

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a/n: hurt/comfort with suguru!! AU where everyone lives/nobody dies. no spoilers! just some happy, jujutsu tech moments. student is a student, prolly a third year but its unspecified. 

warnings: unhealthy coping with drugs and alcohol, reader’s body size is referenced (wearing getou’s clothes, being picked up, etc) 

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