Your Honor, I See No Lies Here.

Your honor, I see no lies here.

Headcanon that when Superman is daydreaming he starts to float.

The Justice League is having a meeting and Clark is thinking about cinnamon rolls and he just starts slowly floating away like an untethered balloon. Someone has to grab his foot and pull him back down.

au where the justice league somehow meet and interact with robin for Years before they even find out about batman

Just imagine a JL and YJ team up where no one knows the connection between nightwing and Batman

And Batman gets seriously hurt, everyone is shocked and scared but no one expects nightwing to go

Either 1. Catatonic or 2. Into a cold and precise fury standing protectively over batman

Yeah!! Agh, the outside pov of Nightwing sprinting over to Batman and somehow knowing how to unlock the complex series of clasps and switches on his armor in perfect sequence. He doesn’t get shocked, he pries open that chest plate like he’s been doing it his entire life. He opens Batman’s belt and pulls out bandages without needing to guess which compartment had first aid supplies. He grabs Batman’s wrist comm and knows how to use the gauntlet buttons to call for an evac. He orders Superman around like he’s taken on Batman’s authority in the interim (he has) and Superman listens without question. He is Batman’s second in command, and no one in YJ can fully process that revelation before they’re evac’d back to Gotham.

Your headcanon about Bruce killing previously is parallel to one of mine where someone watches him like casually dismantle a dead body -for whatever reason- and are horrified by how casual he is about it and he’s like, the reason I don’t kill isn’t cause I can’t handle it it’s cause I’d be realllllyyy good at it

Bonus points if that horrified person is Clark, who has to watch Bruce break down a body piece by piece (for case reasons).

Clark: wait…why do you know how to do this?

Bruce, shrugging, blood streaked across his face: after a while it just becomes routine

Clark: after a WHILE?