DOODLES FROM DISCORD

DOODLES FROM DISCORD

how batman gets new robins, Jason Todd, 1983

Damian, preparing to stab one of his siblings: >:)

Bruce, not even looking up from his newspaper: *Grabs a near by water spritzer and sprays* No, Damian

Damian: *angry and betrayed cat noises*

Gothamites during during pride month

Gothamite 1: Are we ever going to address the fact that Batman is homophobic?

Gothamite 2: Explain.

Gothamite 1: I mean, have you SEEN half of the criminals in this city? They should get a free pass during June. Be gay, do crimes all that.

Gothamite 2: I'm sorry, you think the Bat is straight? Have YOU seen him? He has too much flair and drama for a straight man not to mention the looks he gives Superman during Justice League related fights

Gothamite 1: You right. Gay on gay crime?

Gothamite 2: Gay on gay crime.

Barbara, trying to tell her dad that she's Batgirl: I took on a . . . job recently and-

Jim, who totally thinks she's a drug dealer but wants to be a Supportive Dad™: You can't tell me more but know I love you!

Barbara, happy that her dad approves of Batgirl, and Jim, happy his daughter trusts him: ^_^

My brother just said he thinks Superman and Batman are overrated.

*shuts myself in my room* SOMETHING IN THE WAY MMMM YEAH UNDERNEATH THE-

I’m gonna be honest, people pretending Bruce has an adoption addiction Is funny and all, but it’s starting to trick people into thinking he goes out searching for and wanting to put all these actual children in the line of danger when in reality they just sorta latch onto his leg while he stands there trying shake them off screaming “NO, I’M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN” ‘till he caves and teaches them jujitsu