Kill Them With Kindness.

”Kill them with kindness.”

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Hey Gwen! I can't help but notice that you were looking for some handy manuals and guides for your new job and there just so happens to be a library full of books for that specific need! It's called the library of Jurgen Leit- [I am shot several times]

Sir a second Bouchard has hit the office managerial position

Captain's Log

Day 1 of writing fanfiction for Twelfth Night (yes, the Shakespeare play) in which it is lesbians instead of a woman pining meaninglessly over a straight woman pretending to be a man (aka Viola/Olivia and Orsino/Sebastian).

I am slowly going insane, I no longer understand the English language and I really wish there were more details about what Viola was like, because there's basically no plot anymore if we don't have Viola fall in love with Orsino. It's all over too quickly.

I might cry. I will keep you all updated on this.

I am also taking suggestions for plotpoints to throw in for funsies. For shits and giggles, even.

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

Francis Abernathy to Richard Papen: