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the evans and how would they call 'sex'? like, if they would call it 'make love' or 'boing bang'?😭 i luv ur writing btw ur my favorite! <3
𝜗ϱ ┆HOW THEY CALL “SEX” .ᐟ
── THE EVANs ‧ h e a d c a n o n s ೃ࿐
ft. tate ‧ kit ‧ jimmy ‧ james ‧ kai ‧ kyle ‧ austin ‧ peter ‧ warren
⟣ TAGS ‧ NSFW | gn! reader | not proofread
a/n: ngl i laughed at “boing bang” for a whole minute because i have the mentality of a 13 year old
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⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍.
“fuck”
“screw”
“bang”
he’s a teenager. i doubt his vocabulary about sex would be that expansive
⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.
“make love”
“have sex”
“do it”
“lock the door”
code word for when the kids are around
⟢ 𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆.
“putting the bread in the oven”
“screw”
“fuck”
“get naked”
“get down and dirty”
“take a trip to pound town”
“upholster that sweet pussy”
it gets progressively dirtier when he’s drunk
⟢ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇.
“having relations”
“make love”
“fornicate”
“get intimate”
“do the deed of darkness”
“to know someone in the biblical sense”
in a way that mocks the bible of course..
⟢ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.
“fuck”
“breed”
“conceive a messiah”
“hit the upvote button”
reddit reference in case you don’t get it
“do it like they do it on the discovery channel”
“bend them over a barrel and show them the fifty states”
i remember this quote from “horrible bosses.” it basically means you’re going to bend that bitch over, stick it in and make her see stars. lmao sorry-
⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.
“getting laid”
“hook up”
“getting some”
“netflix and chill”
⟢ 𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒.
“fuck”
“carnal knowledge”
“sexy time”
“bone / boning”
“get naughty”
“a bit of the old cunning linguistics”
“the beast with two backs”
spoken by none other than the great william shakespeare ( those who know me say that i have a shakespeare fetish.. and they’re right.)
⟢ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅.
“getting laid”
“getting some”
“hot yoga”
“making a blanket monster”
“bedroom rodeo”
“do the dance with no pants”
sheldon cooper you are a gold mine of wise words
“bang bang bangity bang”
from “how i met your mother”(?) i’m not sure
⟢ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐊𝐀.
“fuck”
“hook up”
“screw”
“bang”
“tapping ass”
“getting laid”
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my hobbies include listening to music and pretending i’m not real
I guess i have a type mental disorder