SALTBURN (2023) Dir. Emerald Fennell

SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

"I watch ahs for the plot"

The plot:

When the World met my Man 🫠❤️ James Patrick March #throwback

Promotion for American Horror Story Hotel were Evan Peters played James Patrick March in 2015. 🔥

me and bestie openly discussing our sexual c.ai encounters in this olive garden as if they’re real things that happened to us

JPM nation rise it’s his month

JPM headcanons

I've been wondering, how would a relationship with James actually look like? Well, not that great. Passionate for sure, though.

Lovebombing is basically his second name. Any time he wrongs you or lashes out, expect expensive gifts and a ton of petnames that are ultimately meaningless.

He would be faithful and stop his adventures with his victims. And he expects you to do the same, so if you cheat, he doesn't take kindly to that. Makes you watch the other guy's brutal torture probably, or "accidentally" lets you hear his pleading for mercy. He tolerated it with Elizabeth because technically death did them part imo, but he DID burn a guy because he failed her expectations. Imagine what he'd do to a sneaky link.

If you ask him to stay with you as you fall asleep - to read to you or just talk, I have no clue if he even sleeps at all - expect descriptions of your demise. He will whisper them sweetly as if they're compliments, and the methods will vary from painless and quick to agonizing yet sort of romantic.

Will have a masochistic attachment to you forever. Man loves rejection actually.

Doesn't believe in hitting women but if you curse he might slap you once lmao

Would go crazy if you killed someone in front of or with him. Like, actually ready to undress right there and then. The crime scene actually makes it hotter for him. So, it's a persistent fantasy of his to have you kill someone.

Control freak and manipulative. "Darling, are you sure about wearing that? I know a gown more flattering to your curves". When he doesn't want to show you off sometimes (bcs he usually does), he preys on your insecurities lol

Would actually force you to watch him kill someone. Maybe even force you to somehow participate. Might hold you firmly or otherwise physically restrain you. Gaslights you after, making you feel like he did nothing wrong, like it's not even a big deal.

Would never punish you physically (as I said, doesn't believe in hitting women), but does torture you mentally as a "punishment". Might include locking you up somewhere or exposing you to danger. Bonus points because you cling to him for comfort later. Manipulative fuck.

TL;DR: manipulative, controling, mean and full of shit but treats you like his queen usually

@nahoyasboyfriend @maeriavizsendingjpmdose @feefymo @kai-slut @fear-is-truth

His initials look gorgeous in the Lucille font

Uhh sorry if you didn't wanna be tagged in my bullshit😅