*goes Into Crack Theory About Moxie Having Secret Meetings With Ellington Behind Lemonys Back*

*goes into crack theory about Moxie having secret meetings with Ellington behind Lemony’s back*

i was too busy noticing lemony getting his hair cut that i didn’t realize moxie had a black cat coffee box in her kitchen 👀👀👀👀👀

I once had a dream in which a poster for the ATWQ Netflix series was released, and it was terrible.

And when I say terrible, I mean it was a set-in-present-day-America, typical-teen-drama, riverdale-ised mess. Oh, and the casting, costume design, hair and makeup were ghastly: Lemony looked like any random annoying boy you’d see in the school playground, (and they got rid of his hat!) Moxie was Black and Ornette wasn’t, Moxie was also dressed super informal and girly, and Ellington’s hair was red and Theodora’s was short and neat.

Suffice it to say that I am praying that isn’t how it actually turns out.

I found the post!

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

This has the precise same energy as that post about Esmé getting her tattoo before she joined VFD.

You’ve occasionally seen people with a spider web tattooed on one of their elbows. You think it looks neat, so you decide to get one for yourself. While entering a club for a party one night, the bouncer directs you down a different hallway, with an unexpected surprise at the end.

This is the best thing I have seen in my life, although I would prefer the killing weapon to be poison darts. Thanks op!

TOTALLY SERIOUS THEORY FOR HOW PFB WILL END

the search for the person who slipped poison into lemony’s breakfast leads him, after a long trip throughout the city, to the post office. after searching and searching, he runs into a beautiful woman. it is beatrice, the first one, the love of his life. hey, isn’t she supposed to be dead? but that doesn’t matter. she pulls him into an embrace and whispers in his ear,

“i’m not beatrice.”

huh?

“im eligton fent. i’m the one who poisoned you and slipped you that note.”

huh??

“i’m also the woman with the hair and no beard.”

now lemony knows beatrice or eligton or whatever is kidding, because there is no way eligton is... her. she’s way too young, for one.

“i know, it’s a surprise. a really large amount of people wanted me to be evil. no one seems to understand what it’s like to do difficult things to help the people you care about, it’s really sad. so then i really became evil out of spite.”

“that’s not spite, that’s just doing exactly what they want??”

“since when have you been right about things? bee tee dubs, the note was a lie. you’re not poisoned.”

“really?” says lemony, hope shining on his face. “i’m not going to die?”

“i wouldn’t say that, snicket,” she says with a smile that could mean anything. “everyone dies eventually.”

lemony walks out of the post office with a spring in his step, not noticing eligton pull out a gun. she shoots him halfway out of the door. he dies immediately. the end.