Hey Babe, Look At The Time. Were Less Than 20 Minutes From Starting The Stream. Just Think, Just An Hour

Hey babe, look at the time. We’re less than 20 minutes from starting the stream. Just think, just an hour from now your whole body from head to toe will be fully contained in me. Crazy to think about, eh. You excited? I know I can’t wait. I can’t tell you how long I’ve wanted to do this! Damn you look so great today! Love ya babe. This’ll be the best day of our lives!

Is it just me or does he seem a little too happy for just losing the game. If I were the poor guy who fumbled, I’d watch my back to make sure his helmet stays on

COVID has been tough on the economy and this business has not been spared. Unfortunately this meant that today I had to lay off about half of my staff. It was so hard to do. These are good people and most of them probably can’t pay rent without this job. Well at least they couldn’t, if I didn’t decide to help them out. Sure they may have been a bit hesitant at first, and I may have had to persuade them a bit by locking the doors and forcing them in one by one, but they’ll come around to appreciate the rent free home I gave them. What about after COVID? Well, I’ll be thinner and I don’t exactly think that chains of molecules will really need apartments. I love my staff!

That moment you realize your current trajectory sends you into the mouth of the left tackle. That’s right, Mr. McGuire, you’re gonna get eaten over a football. Feeling any empathy for the water boys and band kids you digested now?

Sean McGuire - FSU

I swear, almost nothing gives me joy quite like putting cocky jocks in their place.

Poor Christian, didn’t even know what hit him until it was too late. At least I’ve got this picture for his wife and kids to see he was having a good time when he was consumed by his best man.

#mne #cg