Gotta Say, I Think Bonzo Is Probably The Most Disturbing And Unfuckable Creature Mr Sims Has Ever Created

Gotta say, I think bonzo is probably the most disturbing and unfuckable creature mr sims has ever created but I know you monster fuckers out there will try your damn hardest

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Hello! I am Victor, but you can call me Colin as well.

This account is the same as @voyeurneedstobeseentobebelieved1, except I moved it here, for personal reasons. I am also the person behind @totallysasha and @helenthespiral, but as you can See, those are mostly discontinued (sorry).

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if the magnus archives was a comedy podcast, elias would've yelled "unhand me!" when he was getting arrested and that's how it would've been revealed that he's jonah magnus.

look guys if you need to twinkify mr bonzo in order to make him fuckable then are you really monsterfuckers? cowards. take him as he is

I love mag 149

martin: why are you talking to melanie but not jon? [has not spoken to jon in months]

georgie: because melanie actually wants to get better [was still in contact with melanie while she was in full slaughter mode]

martin: hey, that's not fair, jon's trying [will tell jon to his face that he's only pretending to try in five episodes' time]

georgie: still not something I have to get involved in!

martin: [turns into mist]

georgie: well. guess I hallucinated all that, then.