wakeywakeyjakey

Wake up, Jake!

hi my name is jake (he/him) and i'm part of a DID system! the only things i do are write fanfiction, talk about batman, and write my DID experiences into my batman fanfiction lol <3(my headmates also come through to blog about batman lol s/o system-wide hyperfixations; 20s)

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I Know Who You Are, Mr. Wayne. Or Would You Prefer I Call You Batman?

“I know who you are, Mr. Wayne. Or would you prefer I call you Batman?”

Somehow, EIGHT YEARS LATER, these two happen to reel me back in. I’ve been playing Telltale Batman (and the Arkham games) non-stop and I’m in love. However, there’s not nearly enough BatJokes out there.

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9 months ago

I FINALLY FINISHED TELLTALE (spoilers) and omg the final battle was truly devastating 😭 my heart hurt the entire time. “Wanting to be loved by you” actually altered my brain chemistry. Like, the Batjokes of it all… it’s obviously a “if you squint” pairing but wowowow I wasn’t expecting it to get there.

Then I told Joker I did see him as my friend in the end and it said “Joker will never forget that” I was like, bawling. The emotion in the vigilante play through is unmatched. What an incredible game.

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telltale batman batman telltale I’ve read interesting things ab the villain play through so that’s next

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wakeywakeyjakey

8 months ago

sometimes writing smut is SO FUNNY because I’ll be well into a scene like—wait. what position are they in again? did he take off his pants or just unbuckle them? where was his hand before where it is now? and you gotta scroll back until you find your answers so the scene can keep playing out lmao

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fanfiction

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wakeywakeyjakey

9 months ago

yeah I have another one.

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batjokes this is doing things to my brain chemistry fr fr

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wakeywakeyjakey

8 months ago

you know those fanfics that subtly (or blatantly) break your heart so much so that you have to take a good long pause and go be in the real world for a minute because it’s just so… ouch? i feel like that 99.99% of batjokes ffn lol

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like i’m taking +50 psychic damage every time i read batjokes but i keep coming back just as masochistic as they are tbh batjokes even the smut breaks my heart even the ffn *i* write breaks my heart just read a piece by battybrownpoo on ao3 that was gut wrenching it’s always so fun leaving kudos like: thanks for ruining my day this was so fucking good but yeah i mean i am a pisces sun AND venus so could just be me and my bleeding heart

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wakeywakeyjakey

8 months ago

but anyway GOD i fucking love waxing poetic when i write batjokes and putting way too many feels in my porn

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me in the middle of writing super dark gun play smut—btw i love you 💕 batjokes it’s over 8k words rn and i’m not done bc i can’t stop writing fucking POETRY in the middle of my SMUT on some real pisces brainrot i stg

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