I Was Not Aware There Were Monkeys In The Arctic.

I was not aware there were monkeys in the arctic.

i sure do love arctic monkeys but not the popular stuff

Society: ....

Me: Stop giving me the puppy eyes, shoo.

Society: ....

Me: *hits it with a fly swatter*

Society: When time is running out it's time to realise that while you can choose violence, it will cause nothing more than for the dead to rise.

Sleep, you wicked entity of untold boredom, let your eternal necessity begone.

You know you're tired when you nearly type begonia instead of begone.

Right back at you.

@the-gimmick-authority.

You are banned from existence now.

Because I said so.

@the-gimmick-authority.

You are banned from existence now.

Because I said so.

Markus is Marks evil twin, while Mark simply messes up my words by mistake, Markus does it on purpose, but he's very bad at it, so he tends to accidentally fix my words.

Who is markUS

An entity beyond comprehension who doesn't know what prawns are, they organise my words, and that's why I make typos and spelling things wrong, because of mark messing up the words.