Who Is MarkUS

Who is markUS

An entity beyond comprehension who doesn't know what prawns are, they organise my words, and that's why I make typos and spelling things wrong, because of mark messing up the words.

Sleep, you wicked entity of untold boredom, let your eternal necessity begone.

You know you're tired when you nearly type begonia instead of begone.

Realising reality reacts randomly rather reimagines revenants rights.

Oh, it's a band.

And I do know all.

i sure do love arctic monkeys but not the popular stuff

@the-gimmick-authority.

You are banned from existence now.

Because I said so.

I need "Beware the raccoon car seller" tattooed on my forehead.