Me, Staring At Ideas For My Rarepair Ship Fic: Which One Of You Should I Write Sweethearts? Which One?

Me, staring at ideas for my rarepair ship fic: Which one of you should I write sweethearts? Which one? 5+1 fluff? Identity shenanigans with a smidge of angst? Throw them in other dimension and go from there? Make their friends team of matchmaker pulling all of the romance/fic tropes to just make them confess already? Add shipping to the fic I'm already writing? Which one? I need to write something

Send me an ask with an assumption you've made about me, and I'll tell you if it's true or false. :)

Can someone give me a link to ship name spreadsheet? Please? I had it somewhere but I can't find it and it'll probably be faster if I do it this way

"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship

Woke up feeling off, went to church like a member of the good, faithful Catholic family I am, had two existential crises while there an suddenly I understand why so many mathematicians who worked with infinity went insane. Fuck

Cherries, lightning, desperation

I'm not sure if I want to know. It feels like somebody mixed kiss in some angst scene, though I don't read too much romance fics, so I have no idea. I'm soooo going to use gifs above when writing my own shitty kiss scene

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt