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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
left the newborn baby on the sidewalk for TEN SECONDS to go throw rocks at the neighbor's dog and a colony of ants has ALREADY picked it up and carried it away to eat or potentially raise as one of their own. maybe i'm just not cut out to be a babysitter
the thing with outer wilds is, you go into it expecting a tragedy for the nomai once you figure out what’s going on. Oh no we see their bones in the observatory? What could have possibly happened, right. you know they don’t make it out alive and you expect, eventually, to find apocalyptic logs and final moment recordings. Quite literally standard fare. but every once in a while it’ll hit you with something like “The pain of your absence is sharp and haunting, and I would give anything not to know it; anything but never knowing you at all” and you feel like you just got road rashed


text lifted from ULTRAKILL: ACT 2 terminal logs
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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.




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My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”
Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary. You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo. We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”
Doomguy: *points at the sun*
Samuel Hayden: “Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”
Samuel Hayden:
Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.”
Doomguy:
