Man, Shout Out These Teams For The Big Run Ive Been On, The First Got Me To 185 Golden Eggs On My Fourth

man, shout out these teams for the Big Run i’ve been on, the first got me to 185 golden eggs on my fourth shift and we almost defeated Triumvirate (my first ever encounter with it, if i didn’t die at the end we probably could’ve done enough damage to beat it), the second actually gave me my first Triumvirate win (second ever encounter and an EXTREMELY close win)

I TOLD YOU‼️ THE ONLY THING SEPARATING THOSE TWO BACK-TO-BACK 10X BATTLE WINS AND THESE TWO 100X BATTLE WINS IS A SINGLE LOSS

🌸 FROG TREE FROG TREE FROG TREE 🌸

i cannot stop winning. not my record, we’re 5 eggs off, but my highest Eggsecutive VP level [800]. didn’t think i’d be able to get to >190 eggs again [i am a casual Salmon Runner 😭😭 how is this happening]

Some Splatoon Agent Headcanons & OC Ideas

- Captain 3 is vaguely [possibly very] racist (???) towards Octolings and Octarions because of the time they’ve spent with Cuttlefish. if not racist, is probably some sort of an Inkling Supremacist

- Agent 4 didn’t know who the Squid Sisters were because they were too busy paying attention to their schooling. i think it would be funny if, after they finished Splatoon 2’s Hero Mode, they see Octolings on the surface and, kinda just assume it’s another thing they missed out on [Hero Mode & Octo Expansion take place at the same time, and i like to think that also end at the same time]

- An Octoling who’s heard the Calamari Inkantation but doesn’t defect from Octarion society

- Octolings who have heard the Calamari Inkantaion and hate the song [but i think it’d be funny if they still defected anyway]

- Deaf Octolings who can’t ever hear the Calamari Inkantaion and therefore never get the chance to defect [bonus points if they still are able to defect because of Splatoon 2’s Hero Mode and Callie’s influence]

- Octolings who defect but still just.. hate Inklings

- Octolings who try to look like Inklings [and vice versa]

bro 😭😭😭 people are gonna start thinking I'm a good player at this point 😭 I've stumbled across FIVE!! [5] 100X battles and I only lost the first one [the two most recent WERE BACK-TO-BACK]!!!! I've also done EIGHT [8] 10X battles and I've won them ALL [the two most recent for these were also BACK-TO-BACK]! WE BETTER FUCKING WIN THIS TEAM PAST