I Will Die On This Hill.

I will die on this hill.

Quackity’s bitterness towards his, I guess ex, fiancé’s lies on his shoulders as much as it lies on theirs.

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Read it or your kneecaps are mine

y’all should go read this ao3 karlnap fic it’s super cute and totally not my own work

what just fucking happened

PLEASE-

sapnap i'm gonna Sue you for emotional damage-

boomer: dude are you cracked at [PvP] too? are you like as good as Punz is or what?

sapnap: I’m better than Punz

boomer: what? aw surely not

punz: he’s a little bit better than me

boomer: how in the hell did you guys- who even practices 1.16 PvP?

sapnap: I had to 1v1 Dream all the time when he was training for Techno for like all the time that’s how I got good. the only person i can’t consistently beat is Dream. I’ve never 1v1ed Techno, I’ve 1v1′ed Fruit. last time I 1v1′ed him I think I beat him every time.

boomer: you beat Fruit every time?? Punz just got his ass kicked

punz: yeah Fruit just 14-0'ed me on the battle box 1v1s- we did sword only and he 14-0'ed me

sapnap: well I was doing axe and shield with Fruit

Quackity thinks karl and sapnap left him.

Karl didn't purposefully mean not to tell q, he just has amnesia.

The Roblox gods gave us dubiously canon sapnap lore in which sap thinks q had left them for 'money and greed'

All these are misunderstandings without bad intentions.

THIS CAN ALL BE FIXED WITH SOME FUCKING COMMUNICATION.

Karlnapity can still win, in this 9000 page essay I will-