Watter-botle - AAAAAAAAAAA

i made an ask meme, found family edition. or anyone i guess. use it now

aqua: you're on my dash all the time and i despise you for it

beige: you probably had a mythology phase

purple: i'd hold your hair back if you were sick ily mwah mwah

hot pink: you spawned one day and i'll never forgive god for letting you live

lime: play a flute with me in the middle of the woods. we could scare some people i think. it'll be fun

indigo: i just KNOW you're dogshit at cooking

brown: your vibes are so warm. how are you real

maroon: everything you say makes me physically ill but you're so funny that it doesn't matter. i hate you

cyan: i trust you with my playlist but i wouldn't come near you when you're mad. you scare me

red: you're so angry all the time, you're such a fucking gremlin

yellow: haha short

salmon: get in my car. i'm adopting you now. pack your shit and meet me at dawn.

Introducing my mcc team idea

Read it or your kneecaps are mine

y’all should go read this ao3 karlnap fic it’s super cute and totally not my own work

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

Some things that are normalised on the DreamSMP! (By normalised I also mean things that happened and nobody was like "hey that's weird")

Furries

Mpreg

Polyamorous relationships

Heterophobia

Single Parents

Killing the straights

Himbos

Fish Fuckers

Hot villains

Gambling your life

Multiple religions and gods

Cannibalism

Doing shrooms

Gaslighting Gatekeeping Girlbossing

Arson

Terrorism

Mind control

Necromancy

Selling body parts

Genocide

Exotic animals as pets and friends