My Bitchass Streamer Is Missing. His Name Is Sapnap But It Doesnt Matter He Wont Come To It Anyway.

my bitchass streamer is missing. his name is sapnap but it doesn’t matter he won’t come to it anyway.

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FERAL BOYS GO TO OLIVE GARDEN

DREAMS DISCORD AND I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION

brEADSTICK BITCH IS DREAM

OLIVE MF IS KARL WITH THE TIME TRAVEL GOGGLES AND STUFF (HEAR ME OUT OK)

GRAPE MF IS GEORGE LMFAOO😭😭😭

TOMATO MF IS SAPNAP

RAVIOLI BITCH IS QUACKITY

This is just gonna be a post about my c!Sapnap Headcannons because he’s my comfort character.

These headcannons are all from the DSMP

He has fire powers. I refuse to believe he is human and I will ignore cannon.

When he is nervous or has intense emotions he lights his fingers on fire and watches the flames to calm himself down.

He has a little demon tail and when he gets excited he swishes it. Karl and Quackity find it adorable.

He might be a fighter but he is terrified of cockroaches and will make Karl kill them. Karl acts like it’s annoying but he thinks it’s adorable.

George is taller, I don’t care what anyone says

He gets along with Michael because both of them were abandoned in the nether when they were young. He and Karl sometimes babysit

Puffy is like a mother figure to him and he visits her almost everyday

He eats Mac and Cheese with a spoon.

When he was younger he was shy and would only talk to his family +dream and george

Punz is his brother and was the person who saw him first in the nether

When Bad heard Punz scream he thought he was hurt but nope there is a child that is playing in lava

Skeppy is Sapnaps Papa, and Bad is Sapnaps Dad

When the eggpire took his family Sapnap was heartbroken and was taken in by Puffy.

His favorite food is Apple Pie

YOU EAT MAC AND CHEESE WITH A FORK YARETZY

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