Ninty nine botles of bear on the wall, ninty nine botles of bee, take one dowel pass it arowel you've still got 99 botles of bar on the wall you did took out a dowel though so thats something at least :) hey how long is this text box i thought it would have run out by now but its still going like could i put the bee movie script here or is this about to bounce back if your reading this that means it hasn't bounced back yet so thats *cool*
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Webcontractor - Twenty Two Copper Plates - Tumblr Blog
oh my god americans are so dumb especially the americans on tumblr lmfao do u know what 2 x2 is?
The likelihood of me being smarter than you is so fucking high it’s unreal. If I were a betting man, I’d bet on myself twice. Whatever I said to have you react this way was probably DRENCHED in so much blatant irony that any feeble, piss-brained, southern-hillbilly moonshine-chugging American would've had the wherewithal to see right through the guise - and yet the self-seriousness of your existence ultimately made you a greater fool than anybody else.
for those wondering this offer continues to stand
I should start a teeth collection that feels like something up my alley
I finished re-watching Gravity Falls today :)
been a while since I've given you all any poorly editted kitty musics. Luckily I barely sick any more. Here is the famous Lacrimeosa from Meowzart's requiem.
“This post will get 10k notes” but it didn’t, bitch. Fuck you and your proclamations. they are ineffective and it’s fun to see my own post fail miserably on the autism site because at least I’m proving you wrong amirite
Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents
Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS
Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS
And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,
Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS
I should start a teeth collection that feels like something up my alley
Sorry for da slow posts I am with the lovely wife and we are having a ball around town.
Riddle School you say?
Indeed do I 🥺
Hello!
you guys want to know a secret?
of course you do
For context, I’m actually a Reddit refugee. I’m actually still on there because I love making bait posts and fake stories (things along the lines of “I think cereal is better with water instead of milk” or “AITA for crashing my (M24) friend’s (F25) car after she told me I could?”). I have five Reddit accounts (to keep it believable). I’ve been on the front page of the site three times. I’ve basically cracked engagement.
I have extraordinary Reddit karma. And I say this with deep shame. I would not have told you this humiliating fact about myself if it wasn’t necessary to pass on this information.
Once you get enough Reddit karma, you start getting invited to secret Reddit societies for elite high-karma Redditors.
This is not a joke.
They all have rules along the lines of “do not make outsiders aware of The Secret Reddit Society or you’ll be excommunicated”
They just hang around and talk about how much Reddit karma they have
Again, I am NOT making this up
