The Fact That This Was Canon On The FIRST FUCKING MEETING ONG

The fact that this was Canon on the FIRST FUCKING MEETING ONG 😭😭

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If he's cold metal, why so hot?

YOUR PRESENCE IS AKIN TO A BUTTERFLY THAT COMPLETES THE SCENERY ISTG THIS ROBOT SERIOUSLY...

screwllum...dont make me fall for you...

Notice how their eyes don't smile

no trauma only SILLY!!!!!!

Love how supportive Hades is. He's so husband fr

Could I request Poseidon, Leonidas, Tesla, and Hades with a dainty s/o who knows how to wield any weapon? A sword, claymore, bow, whip, you name it! She can wield it with little, if any issue.

Ah…his beautiful little sword dancer.

Poseidon loves to watch her flit around, hold her two rapier in each hand like ribbon wands, as she dances through an enemy. Slaughtering them with grace & beauty.

Her ability to topple giants with her precision and strategical attacks is something he admires, and he is always enthralled to watch her ‘dance’.

As a Spartan, he would expect any woman of his to be able to fight. So he’s not surprised that she can.

He is a little surprised she’s chosen a long spear. Given her size, a long weapon would be harder to manage; even though she does it with ease.

He wonders if it’s because of his past that she’s chosen it, so they have something in common. Or perhaps it just a happy coincidence. Either way, he’s proud to call his honorary Spartan his.

Tesla isn’t one for brute force of combat (Ragnarok aside) but he does appreciate the complexity of it.

He also appreciates the challenges a smaller fighter would have in combat, and how his s/o overcomes it with ease.

Using a distance weapon like a bow, but also their intellect of poisons & compounds to take an opponent down is miraculous to him. The perfect match of brains & brawn is his lady, and Tesla could not be more proud.

Being a god, he knows that the size & stature of a being is not relative to their actual strength.

Still, it is pretty amusing to see his little wife swing that big board sword, originally made for Titans, around.

She seems pretty happy when she gets to bring it out to play. Maniacally laughing as her great sword mows down fiends left & right. Whatever makes her happy he supposes.

I love my insufferably intelligent men🫶🫶🫶

infatuation ft. vertias ratio (dr ratio)

sfw. he’s a massive tease, kabedon, kissing, reader is balls deep in denial about their feelings for him.

“incorrect answer,” vertias’s voice vibrates throughout the room. your bottom lip quivers slightly as your eyes dart around the large room, looking anywhere but him. the pen between his fingers rest on top of his ear as he takes a step closer to you. instinctively, you take a step back.

“how would you know that, doctor? you are not me. and only i know what goes on in my head. unless you’ve gained some sort of mind reading ability which we both know, no matter how many doctorates you receive, will ever be possible.” your fingers twirl with the ribbon behind your back, eyes glaring into his.

a stupid, smug smile is etched onto his face, as he takes a long stride closer to you. in this position you realize how tall and muscular he truly is. you try your best to walk further, but your back hits a window. you gulp as you find yourself stuck between a wall and him.

“you are correct in that manner— i do not know what you are thinking. however, a man can infer other people’s feelings by their actions and body language.” he takes one more step, pressing your chest against his. he dips his head down, nose brushing against your ears. he puffs out the slightest bit of air making you squeal.

“you, my darling, are flustered.” he says smoothly, voice irritating low. he knows when he speaks like that, you’re brain stops working. you shake your head, eyes looking into his as if you’re challenging him.

“oh really?” vertias’s fingers gently cup your chin, tilting your head up. “your eyes are dilated, your breath has become more uneven and rapid, and your heartbeat— oh my darling, your heartbeat gives it all away.” he gently leaves a small kiss on your pulse point.

“your heartbeat has increased by 54 bpm ever since ive backed you into this corner. so scientifically, you are flustered.” there’s a thin gloss in your eyes and vertias can’t help but chuckle. your cheeks are flushing red— he has won this debate.

he left a soft kiss on your cheeks as you let out a mangled whine, but he pulls back shushing you. he places your arms, looping them over his broad shoulders, allowing you to feel the muscles that contract underneath his suit.

“dr ratio, this is highly unprofessional,” you manage to stutter out. he snickers, pressing his leg between yours as a hand slides under your thigh, wrapping it around his hips.

he dips his head down a final time, encasing your lips with his. he feels your body melt into his, the way your shoulder relax as his thumb brushes circles over the dip of your waist. he considers himself lucky as you are not adept in human psychology because if you were, you would notice that veritas shows signs of infatuation towards you as well.

“hush now. we’re not in a public setting. it is alright to let loose every now and then,”

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