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Whenever Lloyd plays a make believe game, it gets deep. The entirety of Darkley’s can testify on this.

At Darkley’s, having the son of Lord Garmadon or anyone in his friend group walk up to ask you want to play pretend is like a blessing from the FSM. You are being accepted into the unholy lore that this child has managed to create and it is glorious.

The plot started out with Lloyd wanting to be king and have Brad as his co-king. Gene was the royal advisor and Sally was basically whatever. All was going well until Gene decided he wanted to be king so he attempted to assassinate Lloyd but ended up gettin Brad instead. Gene now is on the run with Sally hunting him down and Lloyd mourning the loss of his co-king. Once Gene gets caught he is sentenced to death by decapitation and Sally was the executioner. With the loss of his co-king, Lloyd grew into a corrupt ruler and searched for ways to bring back his co-king. And that was just the beginning.

Lloyd will tell these stories to the Ninja and they were always interested. They were slightly tempted to drop him back at Darkley’s so the story can continue.

making up for lost time, together...

What Goes Around... {Zane, Cole, Kai, and Jay}

A/N: okay my bad i totally ignored that poll bc i wanted to post this so bad LOL i literally wrote this in almost an entire sitting HELP ME i went absolutely bonkers after @/jettorii posted some art (go check them out right now!!) and i just. yeah. anyways!! i think this is so so funny and i think these guys are goofy as hell and i just. yeah. i am gonna stop talking now bc i literally spent so much brainpower writing this i cant think anymore LOL

Summary: Zane keeps walking in on his fellow ninja getting tickled. But you know what they say: what goes around, comes around!

Word Count: 2.3k (under the cut!)

“Nononohohoho!!! Jay, get ohohohoff!” Cole wheezed, kicking his legs weakly as he tried to shake Jay off of him. Jay only laughed, scribbling his fingers all over Cole’s sides as Cole hollered, pounding his fists into the ground.

Zane walked into the room after hearing the commotion, holding back a laugh as he witnessed Cole desperately trying to wiggle away from Jay. Cole was laying on his belly while Jay straddled his back, tickling him mercilessly. Cole wailed, looking up and seeing Zane.

“Zahahahane!! Hehehelp me, plehehehease!!”

Zane raised an eyebrow, noticing where Jay was tickling Cole. “Jay, why aren’t you tickling his ribs? Isn’t he more ticklish there?”

“You are so right!! Thanks, Zane!”

“Why!? Zahahahane, dohohon’t leheHEAVE!! JAhahay!!” Cole screeched when Jay found his ribs, digging in lightly as Cole tried to clamp his arms down, squirming around frantically.

“Ha! Now you’ll think twice before you try and mess with my stuff!”

“Thehehen don’t leave your – HAha! Don’t leheheave your juhunk all over the plahahace!”

“Junk!? What are you calling junk? You asked for it…!”

Zane walked away quickly before it escalated further, chuckling to himself as he heard Cole shriek again from down the hall, begging for Jay to stop. He didn’t particularly know exactly what had been happening, but Cole had probably done something he shouldn’t have.

Zane went to work on dinner, but he could still hear Cole laughing down the hallway. When he finally called for dinner he heard footsteps running down the hall. Jay peeked his head in and commented on how delicious it smelled.

“Where’s Cole?” Zane asked, dishing up some food for Jay as Kai walked in as well.

Jay chuckled. “He’s recovering.”

Kai looked at Jay with a worried face. “What do you mean… ‘recovering’?”

Jay shrugged and then explained to Kai how Cole had knocked over one of the things he’d been working on with some parts that his parents had sent him. Kai only rolled his eyes before taking a plate from Zane.

Cole eventually walked in, his face a resting scowl as he glared at Jay. He walked up to Zane, who dished him up some food as well. He narrowed his eyes at Zane as he took the plate. He quickly sat down next to Kai, staring down Jay. Jay stared back, raising an eyebrow.

“What are you glaring at me for?”

“What do you think!?”

Kai sighed. “Can we have a peaceful dinner, please? Nya’s already been bugging me to the point of a headache.”

Jay snorted. The dinner was quiet aside from the typical chatter, and Nya and Sensei Wu eventually came in as well, sitting down at the table to eat with the ninja. 

The next day, Zane was sitting in the bedroom meditating. They were docked for a little while as Jay and Nya did some repairs, so Zane was taking advantage of the quiet.

That quiet only lasted for so long, however. There was a sudden screech from the deck, making Zane jump up in alarm. He ran outside, but his worries washed away as he noticed Kai and Cole on the ground wrestling. The two of them were probably training. Zane sighed and was about to turn back in when the screeching turned to laughter.

“Dohohohon’t you dahahare! Cohohole, I swehehehear–!”

“You started it! I totally won that last round, but you’re too stubborn to admit it!”

“I’m nohohot stubborn!! You’re stubbohohorn!!”

Cole snorted, going back to squeezing Kai’s hips as he threw his head back and hollered.

Zane chuckled as he walked over to Kai and Cole, crossing his arms as he watched Kai flailing around like as if he were fighting for his life. Cole had him pinned with his leg, squeezing his hips as Kai rolled around as much as he could.

“Zahahahane! Sahahave me!!”

“Pfft, like he would. He totally stabbed me in the back yesterday!”

Zane furrowed his brows at Cole. Cole only shrugged. “What? You did!”

“It was because Jay wasn’t tickling you right. I mean, you’re not tickling Kai right, either. He’s much more ticklish on his feet.”

Cole’s eyes widened and he looked down at Kai, smirking evilly. Kai shook his head wildly, giggling nervously. “Cole– Cole, let’s talk about this!!”

“Thank you very much for the intel, Zane!”

“Zane, plehehease, you neeheed to heheHEHELP!! Cole, not thehehehehere!!!”

While Kai was trying to get Zane to help, Cole quickly put Kai’s ankles in a leglock. He scribbled his fingers all over the soles, making Kai throw his head back and practically yell. He tried to kick his legs around, wiggling and squirming as he cackled.

“Zahahahane!! Trahahaitor!!”

Zane rolled his eyes. “You’ll live.”

Zane quickly scuttled away as Cole scratched at Kai’s feet. Kai was bright red when Zane turned around for one last glance, and his laughter was echoing across the deck of the Bounty.

Zane returned to his meditation and managed to clear his head a little bit before Jay walked in. He was grumbling and he had grease all over his face as Zane chuckled. “You have a little something on your face, Jay.”

“Yeah, Zane, I know. I was fixing this little… Ugh, I don’t even remember what it’s called. My brain is fried.”

Zane hummed. “Take a rest. Want to meditate?”

Jay groaned. “Thanks, but no thanks. I think I’ll just avoid Nya for a little while. She’s better at the Bounty repairs than I am.”

Zane chuckled and Jay wiped his face of grease. Kai and Cole eventually walked in as well. Cole had a rather smug look on his face while Kai looked like he was still catching his breath, shooting glares at Cole and Zane.

“My feet are still tingling…” Kai grumbled, making Cole laugh.

“Does that mean you have… Tingle Toes?”

Zane, Kai, and Cole all turned to look at Jay with rather unamused faces. “Do… Do you guys get it? Like twinkle toes but with tingles. Tingle Toes! Hahaha… I’ll stop.”

The four of them eventually went off to do their own thing again, with Kai and Jay going to check on Nya while Cole and Zane started dinner.

“Cole, can I trust you to not burn this?” Zane asked, setting his apron down for a moment. Cole rolled his eyes.

“Of course, you can!! I’m not Kai!”

Zane hesitantly left the kitchen, going onto the deck in order to check on Kai, Jay, and Nya. “Dinner’s almost ready, you guys. Probably another five minutes–”

“Kai, plehehehease!! I was juhuhust kidding!!”

Nya walked by Zane on her way in, sighing dramatically. “Zane, can you de-escalate them? I’ll go make sure that Cole doesn’t burn dinner.”

Zane mouthed a quick “thank you” and went over to where Kai and Jay were. Kai had his arm wrapped around Jay’s waist while he dug under his arm, making Jay squeal and snort as he tried to wiggle out of Kai’s arm.

“Zahahahane! I didn’t dohoho ahahahanything wrong!! Dohohon’t listen to Kahahai!”

“He’s a total liar, Zane! He was flirting with Nya right in front of my face! Do you even understand how traumatizing that is, Jay?”

“I’m an ohohohonly child!!” Jay retorted. Kai scoffed.

“Zane, where should I tickle him?”

Jay shook his head, squirming. “Dohohon’t tell him!!”

Zane chuckled. “You don’t know it’s his stomach?”

“Zahahahane!!!” Jay squealed, shrieking when Kai immediately began to claw at his tummy. Jay’s knees buckled and he fell to the ground, Kai following as he used both hands to scribble across his tummy.

“Thank you, Zane! We’ll be in for dinner in… What did you say, five minutes?”

“I’m gohohohonna die!! Zahahahane, plehehehease!!”

Zane turned around. “Gotta make sure dinner doesn’t burn.”

Zane could hear Jay pleading for him to come back while Kai tickled him to bits. Even as Zane closed the door to the kitchen, Jay could still be heard. 

Nya and Cole were standing by the food, Nya stirring the pot while Cole watched. “Thank you for de-escalating, Zane.”

Cole chuckled. “He probably just made it worse.”

Nya rolled her eyes. “Jay had it coming.”

Cole and Zane nodded in agreement.

Jay and Kai eventually walked into the kitchen, Kai looking triumphant as ever while Jay was bright pink and teary, waving weakly to Nya. He sat down quickly before Kai noticed him waving, leaning against the table for support.

The group chatted during dinner, Jay joining in as soon as he had fully recovered from the tickle attack he had suffered earlier. Nya and Zane cleaned up while the rest of the group went to the bedroom, getting ready to finally go to bed.

“Urgh, I ate too much,” Jay complained, rubbing his tummy while he laid on his bed. Kai snickered, poking him there as Jay jumped. “I will literally kick you off the Bounty, Kai. No more tickles!”

Cole laughed, nudging Kai. “Lemme guess: Zane told you one of Jay’s spots?”

“Yeah, it’s only fun when you’re not on the receiving end,” Kai said, shooting a quick glare at Cole, who held his hands up in defense. Jay whined.

“He totally betrayed me! I wasn’t even doing anything wrong!”

Kai raised an eyebrow at Jay. “Are you serious?”

Before Jay could dig his own grave again, Cole interrupted. “Well, do you guys know who hasn’t been on the receiving end yet?”

Kai’s eyes widened as he realized what Cole was suggesting, a big grin growing on his face. Jay furrowed his brows until he caught on, sitting up with a grin. Just as the three of them unanimously decided on what to do, the door opened. They all turned to see Zane walking in, yawning as he closed it behind him. He stopped.

“...Why are you all staring at me?”

“We’re not staring at you,” Jay said, still staring at Zane. 

Zane nodded his head slowly, walking over to his bed. “Okay… Uhm… Goodnight?”

“Wait, Zane, I want a goodnight hug,” Cole said quickly, making Kai choke on a laugh. Jay fell back on his bed giggling as Zane chuckled.

Cole quickly gave Zane a big hug, lifting him off the ground as Zane groaned. He pat Cole’s back when he set him down, shifting after a few moments. “You can let me go now.”

“Nope, not yet,” Cole smirked. He quickly scooped Zane up by hooking his arms under Zane’s, lifting him off the ground as Zane gasped.

“Wait, Cole, put me down!” Zane kicked his legs a bit as Kai and Jay started to walk up to him, raising their hands. His eyes widened as he shook his head. “No wait, you guys!”

“Where should we tickle him, Cole?”

Cole hummed, Zane already giggling nervously as Jay hovered his hands over his torso. “Why don’t we try the spots he said for us? What were they, Zane?”

Zane clamped his mouth shut, his face twisted into a nervous smile as Kai laughed. “He’s suddenly very quiet! We could start with his belly. That’s where I got Jay.”

“Hey!”

Kai ignored Jay’s offended tone and poked Zane’s tummy a few times, making him squirm in Cole’s arms as he giggled a few times. Jay followed, scribbling at his lower tummy as Zane squeaked, trying to wiggle away from Jay. Kai tickled the sides of his stomach and Zane gasped, breaking out into a fit of giggles as the two of them tickled him.

“Nohohoho! This isn’t fahahair!”

“It totally is! You were exposing us left and right earlier!!” Jay pointed out, giving Zane’s hips a quick squeeze. Zane jolted, kicking his legs out a bit as Kai and Jay avoided it. He whined, trying to pull his arms free as he pushed lightly at Kai and Jay’s faces.

“Where else, Cole?”

“Try his ribs!”

Jay stayed tickling Zane’s stomach while Kai began to dig into his ribs, making Zane shriek uncharacteristically before laughing, twisting from side to side to try and avoid Kai’s tickly fingers. It didn’t help that Cole was holding his arms up, completely exposing his ribs as Kai tickled him. Jay scribbling his fingers all over his stomach didn’t help either as Zane laughed.

“Stahahahap! I’m sohohohorry!! Plehehehease, no mohore!”

“You could always tell us your spot, Zane! Maybe then this would go quicker!” Cole snickered, but Zane shook his head.

“Nohohoho!”

“I’m gonna try his feet,” Jay said, reaching for Zane’s ankle. He pulled his leg away, kicking it out of Jay’s reach for a few moments before Jay finally managed to catch it. He laughed triumphantly and began to scribble his fingers all over his foot, making Zane yelp. He kicked his foot around, his other leg flailing uselessly as Jay chuckled.

Kai crept up towards Zane’s upper ribs, making him shriek and shake his head, squirming. “Nohoho! Kai, dohohon’t!!”

“Don’t what?” Kai smirked, slowly bringing his hands up higher. Zane whined, trying to tug his arms down as he laughed profusely. “I don’t think Zane even needs to tell us! His spot is right… here!”

Kai quickly dug his fingers under Zane’s arms, making him shriek and cackle, squirming around frantically as the rest of the group laughed with him. Zane tried to squirm away, laughing and wiggling as Kai scribbled under his arms.

“Nohohohot thehehehere!! Kahahai, please!! No mohohohore!!”

“Should we cut him some slack?” Cole finally asked. Kai and Jay exchanged a glance and ceased their tickling. Cole set Zane down on his bed as he continued to giggle, gently swatting Cole’s hands away as he curled up.

“I cahahan still feeheel it,” He whined. 

“We’re even now, right?”

Zane nodded quickly, making the group laugh as they all finally tucked into bed. They all said goodnight, but Zane’s residual giggles could still be heard for a little while, putting smiles on everyone’s faces.

Rule

harry realizing he fucked up after peter suddenly grows like 5 inches taller than him

do not let peter's newfound confidence fool you he's still a complete loser

tweet this was based on ⬇⬇

no but like. Norman actually wanting Peter to be his son in law is so fucking funny. Like “if I can’t swap kids I can at least have him marry into the family” kind of vibes. he’s such an asshole, he can at least be the unintentionally funny kind

norman osborn, reading a newspaper: I’m so glad you and peter have finally made it official

harry, spitting out his coffee: sorry, what?

norman: come on, no need to hide anymore, son. thanksgiving at your apartment and your special someone will be there? obviously it’s peter. you’ve been enamored with him since high school. I thought you would remain repressed, so I’m impressed you made a move.

harry:

norman: I briefly considered adopting him but this is close enough

harry, realizing this is the first time norman has ever approved of his life choices (even tho he and pete r not actually dating): right ha ha ha me and peter two love birds

norman: make sure he takes our name when you get married

"Relax, and be a good proton."

Based on this post

Hi yes hello I Cannot stop thinking about Punk Logan. Some fun facts: -Punk Logan is the personification of those rogue NASA/ National Parks twitters -99.9% of the times he gets detention it’s because he gets into over passionate arguments with teachers about misinformation -He doesn’t get into physical altercations too often, but when he does it’s always… something to behold    -Some examples include:           -The time he got paired with a kid for a class project and Logan corrected his grammar one too many times and the kid just fucking decked him           -He started a fight with a jock who was harassing him and when someone tried to intervene saying ‘let’s not make this physical’ Logan responded with ‘Well I’m not going to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent’ which escalated things real fast          -And my personal favorite: A nonbinary student was being bullied by a kid who tried to use the old “Everyone knows there’s only two genders, it’s just biology!’ shit and Logan full force hurled a science text book at the bully’s head          -He gave the kid a concussion          -Honestly he probably would have done more but a nearby teacher quickly developed superspeed when they realized that the bully’s lack of consciousness was doing absolutely nothing to stop Logan from stalking towards him like a honey badger ready to devour a delicious delicious snake          -While he was being dragged away he was still yelling about how ‘NOTHING IS BINARY AND EVERYTHING IS GAY YOU IGNORANT BITCH!’          -Yes he got suspended, but he also got the respect of pretty much everyone in the school. So. -When he graduated he would have been valedictorian, but no one in administration would allow it because they all knew that if they gave this kid a microphone and an audience he would spend fifteen minutes screeching about the effects of deforestation and how humans were being complacent in the destruction of the planet before kicking the podium over and flipping everyone off -I drew this while listening to “Young and a Menace” by FOB on repeat so I guess that’s his theme song now -His chest tattoo is this

I’ll stop there but tldr I love Punk Logan and have Too Many™ headcanons about him.

Oldest evidence of the controlled use of fire to cook food

The remains of a huge carp fish (2 meters/6.5 feet long), analyzed by the Hebrew University, Bar-Ilan University Tel Aviv University, in collaboration with Oranim Academic College, the Israel Oceanographic and Limnological Research institution, the Natural History Museum in London, and the Johannes Gutenberg University in Mainz, mark the earliest signs of cooking by prehistoric human to 780,000 years ago, predating the available data by some 600,000 years.

A close analysis of the remains of a carp-like fish found at the Gesher Benot Ya'aqov (GBY) archaeological site in Israel shows that the fish were cooked roughly 780,000 years ago. Cooking is defined as the ability to process food by controlling the temperature at which it is heated and includes a wide range of methods. Read more.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

I only want your hand to hold, I only want you near me.

(@taxolotl made a post about young c!dnf and the song "the Dancing and the Dreaming" from HTTYD and then we brainrotted about it for a whole day and this is what came of it AGDJGKLG)

He needed a second to process the audacity.

fuckin’ birds man

finished my kontim comics “still learning”!

(PLEASE DO NOT REPOST)

Do you think Timkon will ever be canon?

I honestly do.

They’ve got the foundation of a good relationship.

They have history, they’ve had their ups and downs, they trust each other.

This is from one they first met (Note that Kon is being mindcontrolled, but they still come across as utter dorks):

This is then being just themselves really:

This is Conner telling Tim his fears because he's genuinely scared that he isn't a real person.

Here's Tim prepared to throw hands at Batman himself because Batman said Conner was 'just a clone'

Tim and Conner’s funeral...

The fact that there is literally a universe where Conner’s response to Tim dying was to force Batman to make him the new Robin.

And, of course, the fucking icing on the cake...

Tim’s memories get restored and the very first thing out of his mouth is Conner’s name, because he was the most significant memory that had been erased from his head.

The foundation is literally all there. A couple of years ago, I’d have told you them becoming canon was impossible, but times have changed and having homosexual romance isn’t as controversial as it once was. (The fact that it’s controversial in the first place is an entirely different discussion and one that just plain annoys me, tbh, so I won’t get into that)

They have everything they’d need if they want to get these two together. It’s already been established how close they are to one another. Hell, Tim says Conner’s name and Conner magically pops back into existence? That was some of the gayest sappiest shit I have ever seen, and it was glorious.

So yes, I think it’s very possible that TimKon might become canon.

Now, alternatively, what I fear if it does become canon is... They’ll butcher the hell out of it for the sake of drama, because, lets face it, comic books and any media, really, are notorious for doing that. But, we’ll see.

me when im utterly, sickeningly, disgustingly insane about them. i want them to Explode

anyone else think that at some point Tim just goes fucking sAvage?

wait let me explain I swear in my head it makes sense

So ever since Tim started training as robin he’s taught to be so perfect and percise in all his movements offensive and defensive (Bruce really didn’t want a repeat of Jason). So by the time he actually got on the streets he had so much of the muscle memory and precision ingrained in his brain. So what if one day some big rogue or even a whole gallery starts reeking havoc on gotham so all the bats go to step in. The bats are getting badly hurt and Tim’s Struggling as are all of them. (note: he’s probably had a shit week too and running off pure caffeine and spite) So Tim sees one of the bad motherfuckers hurt his brother (bonus points if it’s protective big bro timmy) but it just fucking sets him off. All the rage and spite and pure doneness with the world finally breaks his perfect thinking mindset and muscle memory completely takes over. It doesn’t matter what’s happening around him or what he’s hit with he’s PISSED but just rolling with everything. everything is perfectly executed without him spending the extra time to plan his moves. So basically he become quicker and the takedowns he’s doing arent held back AT ALL because he’s just going through the motions of maiming that he’s been taught.

But then the AFTERMATH. Tim’s just fucking standing there panting probably exhausted from such a challenging fight for the family. meanwhile they’re all just looking between each other as if Tim didn’t fucking use all his body weight and force to slam someone’s head in the ground with no holding back. Savage Tim would be so precise still based of muscle memory but have none of the restraint that makes some moves non lethal, essentially he’s not aiming to kill but if he accidentally hit just the right way it could have.

I just got back from my parkour class, so I am fully blaming this headcannon on it an none of y'all can stop me

okok so like imagine lil Timmy Drake just doin his nightly stalking, and he's like struggling to get up the fire escape to get to a roof, it's like too high or whatever. And then, after like *much* struggle, he finally makes it, but he realizes that oh shit i have like five other rooftops to go to on my route and this is p a i n f u l,,, so he like starts taking classes??? Like after school on Mondays and Wednesdays, and like learns how to shoulder roll, do precisions, cat climbs, fuckin tic tacos, all that jazz

And then he realizes that, huh, these streets, in Gotham, might not be the safest for a child with a nice jacket and expensive camera, and so he starts,,, idk,,, takin classes on self defense? On like Tuesdays and Thursdays he'll take legit self-defense classes, but like starts paying street kids with money and food and clothes in exchange for like,,, lessons?? Like how to survive if you think someone's trying to kill you?? And he does this on Fridays.

Saturdays and Sundays would be his ow fuck ow im sore days and he just like kinda,,, developes his pictures he takes every night

An lil Timmy Drake becomes even better at bein a lil stalker so that when Jay dies and he goes to save the two dumbasses from Two-Face he like,,, beats the absolute shit out of everyone cause,,, Robin just died??? So who tf??? is this kid??? And how is he so damn good??? And then when they go back and B is all I guess you can stay, he just,,, kinda teaches Tim offence moves b/c the kids been doing parkour and self-defense for y e a r s at this point (((but he still gets his bo staff, i mean,,, it's Tim Drake)))

But the Red Hood shows up, ready to face this kid who probably can't even do 50 push-ups yet, but now is somehow beating his ass??? And escaping??? Like whomst???

Idk, like I said, this was probably lowkey just the result of practicing precisions and cat hangs in class

Tim, reading from a magazine: If you could sleep with one celebrity,  who would it be?

Bernard: easy, red robin

Tim: what?

Bernard: the celebrity I would sleep with, red robin, superheroes count right?

Tim: 

Bernard: I mean, I would never cheat on you babe, but if you gave me permission to sleep with one other person it would be red robin

Bernard: I always had a huge crush on him

Bernard: And he’s super hot

Tim blushes, finding it super sexy that his boyfriend wants to get with his alter ago

Conner Kent, looking Tim dead in the eye: I also choose red robin

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Part two (I kept forgetting to add the verification check so the ones with tim and jason that don’t have it ignore plz cuz I rlly don’t want to remake them🫶) (Cass and Damian don’t have Twitter btw)

Hungrier than ever after hours of fruitless wandering, Tim was finally hiking back to the house in defeat when he was arrested by the perfect shot.

Jay sat perched on a crate, playing flirtatiously with the hem of Jon’s shirt, who leaned against the side of the barn with his thumbs hooked into the pockets of his jeans, a gentle smile on his face. Behind them, the sky was a moody, saturated deep blue with one lone tall cloud that looked like it was gathering its strength for a good shower wherever it was headed to.

Tim had his camera in front of him and snapping before he could think twice. A tall, gorgeous shot of the sky and the couple. It was the comfort of the Kent Farm distilled into one moment, warm smiles and fragrant air. He didn’t even have to try getting multiples.

If I Kiss You (Rated G. Main ship: Tim/Kon. Words: 10,613/?)