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BECOME A LIGMA!!!

It's time for YOU to get on that LIGMA GRINDSET!!1!

WAKE UP at a reasonable time so you are WELL RESTED but still have time in the day to BE PRODUCTIVE and do the things you want to do!

EAT a good breakfast, preferably NUTRITOUS but don't feel bad if you only have time for some thing quick! Eat what will make you FEEL GOOD and SATIATED until you can eat again!!!

If you take a shower in the morning, DO IT!!!1! Make the water a TEMPERATURE that is comfortable to you! DON'T FORGET to put some antiperspirant or deodorant on after so you can FEEL FRESH ALL DAY!!

WEAR CLOTHES that make you feel COMFORTABLE/GOOD, but are still APROPRIATE for the weather and what you plan on doing!!

If YOU GO TO WORK, school or another place during the day, pack your bag with anything you think you'll need! Bring a lunch and some snacks! Bring a water bottle!! Do you or your friends have a uterus? Pack some pads just in case! Going sports? Take a small first aid kit or at least some bandaids! Grab your phone charger!!! Maybe take a jacket or some other extra layer! GET a fold up umbrella!

Before you start your day, MAKE A LIST!! Write down any important tasks YOU WANT TO GET DONE! YOU CAN'T DO THEM IF YOU FORGET! Set your GOAL AND EXPECTATIONS for the day, but try and keep them reasonable and relevant! Keep S.M.A.R.T. goals!!

IF you have SOMEWHERE TO BE leave early enough so you can BE ON TIME!! A TRUE LIGMA respects peoples time and isn't LATE!!

If you are BUSY, continue to update YOUR LIST as you COMPLETE YOUR GOALS and SET NEW ONES!!

MAKE AN EFFORT to EXERCISE a little bit EACH DAY! If YOU WANT TO BE A LIGMA try to improve yourself a bit each day. Breaks are good to take but on a typical day you should be working to make your life better, even if that just means walking to the store store instead of driving, or adding some extra vegetables to your meal to give it a bit more nutritional value. With starting a regular exercise routine , it is to set small goals that you can do now and a larger end goal, slowly increasing what you do each day until you meet your end goal (ex. "I stronger abs, I want to do a 5 minute plank" -> "I will do five situps and five leglifts today, and a 15 second plank, but tomorrow I will do 6 of each and hold a plank for 16 seconds"). A LIGMA cares about their HEALTH and IMPROVING their quality of life.

When IT IS TIME for bed, try to set your alarms/do anything you need on devices first, so that you can put it down and not look at it until tomorrow. BRUSH YOUR TEETH and (if you are not in a rush to sleep) FLOSS!! IF you don't take showers in the morning you should before you go to bed!! PUT ON some CLEAN pjs! It is also you to READ often, and before you go to sleep is a good time to do that! Try to GO TO BED at a reasonable time so when you WAKE UP you have gotten A GOOD AMOUNT OF SLEEP!!1!!

Nice boy enjoying some YouTube

Got an L B)

My teacher brought out the 3D pen so I tried to make an axolotl from memory :) (I do not really know what axolotls look like or how to use a 3D pen) I also made a planarian and a little cube, and after I was done I notice the planarian fits well in their mouth, so now they are eating the silly little guy.

Duolingo just asked me if I wanted to make an avatar. It seemed fun and cute so I did. When I was done it erased my profile image and I can't get it back. That is one of my only photos of my dead cat and now it is gone. There should have been a warning or something. I hate this so much it makes me just want to quit! Let me have my photo back and let me have an image for my profile!

What's the most horrific thing that you've ever seen in a dream? Here's an example:

3 days ago my cat died. Last night I had a dream where he was lying on a pile of laundry on my couch. I would walk around the house and occasionally go and pet him. I thought it was a bit odd that he wasn't getting up at all, but he definable seemed alive when I looked at him. I knew he was supposed to be dead, and asked my dad why he wasn't. I didn't really hear most of what he said (it was a dream, I'm impressed there was any understandable words at all) but it boiled down to him saying that he was dead. I was petting the cat at the time, and when I stopped looking at my dad and to the cat instead he started to morph into a weird dead cat body (not how he would really look like, but clearly dead and screwed up). I, for some reason, did not wake up after this but my dream self stared at my cat for a few seconds then ran to the bathroom and started crying and trying to vomit.

In my dream

1. My dad brought home our dead cat and put him on our couch

2. I was hallucinating for most of the dream the my cat was alive

3. I was petting a dead cat

So overall, pretty bad.

First person has a more realistic name, but both of these seem like ads

yes/no do these seem like bots

these names don't seem funny enough to be real accounts and I don't post anything interesting enough to have actual people want to follow me

yes/no do these seem like bots

these names don't seem funny enough to be real accounts and I don't post anything interesting enough to have actual people want to follow me

help

On Friday this cute girl that I have in most of my classes got married to me on the bus to the field trip (going to university to do science) and then we got married again (in our lab coats) and today we were walking to our last class of the day and she said that she had a crush on me?? All I said back was cool 👍 I like you too?? She holds my hand a lot and put her head on my shoulder during class, does she like me? I'm very confused.

For clarification, we are wife and wife.

Hey my dudes, just a quick reminder: don’t eat bread dough because that stuff likes to expand, and people seem to be a great place to do that, so be careful and stay safe when ever baking or cooking, because the dough can be so tempting to eat but there is a good chance that a feeling ill would make you regret it. 

Simply a safety warning, I learned my lesson if you don’t want to listen, just eat a less than reasonable amount, just in case.

Get a ton of pets and name them all after what animal they are (‘cat’, ‘dog’, ‘fish’, ect.), and then name one ‘god’.

why was I just invited to follow myself

any explanation would be helpful, as well as ignoring this when I eventually regret it, as per usual.

Yeah also  ):3. I just though of this one after staying up way to late to do a project due in tree(3) days, and not the one due tomorrow. I will add more as I think of them, and feel frem to add you own to the collection.

bye! (:)3<

>-------/

,’:( could be a emoji that you could be using right now, I doubt anyone will stop you. Feel free to have this emotion, whatever it may be, I sure don’t have any idea. I am also very tired now so change and use as you wish, and I hope you can feel better with this. Emotions are useful, so use em.

Today in the last block of the day (french), my teacher noticed the person beside me had a horse mask on his desk. In exchange for a bunch of our in class currency, he had him wear the mask for the rest of the day (even when taking notes, talking, or walking around) and we had to refer to him as ‘le cheval’. he could only see through the nostrils of the horse, and he is the tallest kid in class at almost 6 feet tall/180cm and very skinny, so it was even funnier, or scarier if you happened to look le cheval head on while sitting or if short, especially as this kid was very good at french and ended the class with ‘le cheval est meure’ as he knew we had been searching up the french words for death, so even if the grammar was wrong, we would still understand.

I feel that I should mention that today another kid loudly announced that he was, in fact, a man, and that the teacher started the day will talking about the drugs he was on in surgery and that he would wake up and ask the doctor about the drugs just so that he could tell us

I went to school and I everything seemed fine, I think the problem wasn’t real or very small. The school hasn’t be burned down, thankfully. 

Today after school was probably one of the only times I’ve heard the fire alarm go off without it being a drill. Even though it wasn’t a drill, the few classmates still there and me were still calm and just packed up and left normally because we were so desensitised from the drills that we just did what we were actually supposed to do in a fire (we took our bags though instead of dropping everything and leaving). 

I had to use the washroom, so I was a bit annoyed of having to instantly leave the school, and I had to ride home on my scooter on really rough sidewalk which was fairly uncomfortable, so I didn’t stay to see whether or not the school was actually on fire. I did get to see all the teacher just waiting outside though, and one was sarcastically complaining about having to leave instead of working more and was joking about among us because they don’t know who pulled the alarm. I will check tomorrow to see if my school is burned down, and I sure hope it hasn’t.

Today after school was probably one of the only times I’ve heard the fire alarm go off without it being a drill. Even though it wasn’t a drill, the few classmates still there and me were still calm and just packed up and left normally because we were so desensitised from the drills that we just did what we were actually supposed to do in a fire (we took our bags though instead of dropping everything and leaving). 

I had to use the washroom, so I was a bit annoyed of having to instantly leave the school, and I had to ride home on my scooter on really rough sidewalk which was fairly uncomfortable, so I didn’t stay to see whether or not the school was actually on fire. I did get to see all the teacher just waiting outside though, and one was sarcastically complaining about having to leave instead of working more and was joking about among us because they don’t know who pulled the alarm. I will check tomorrow to see if my school is burned down, and I sure hope it hasn’t.

Update: We have now learned that the mitochondria is not only the power house of the cell, but it is actually the power house of cellular respiration! This was following the teacher making everyone do a bunch of burpees (for science reasons), talking about hockey for some reason, then (after) instantly realizing why everyone just uses ‘power house’ because the actually scientific descriptions for the mitochondria and its functions are just a confusing mouthful of words.

,’:( could be a emoji that you could be using right now, I doubt anyone will stop you. Feel free to have this emotion, whatever it may be, I sure don’t have any idea. I am also very tired now so change and use as you wish, and I hope you can feel better with this. Emotions are useful, so use em.

Hey, I’m trying to learn how to crochet and how to knit, how many legs should this dude have? I could keep it here at two and fix the bottom, or get five and even it out so he can stand. The internet just seemed like the right place to ask something as I only have about one or two friends that I talk to often and I wanted to surprise them as one of them is the one teaching me how to crochet. He is the forth of my projects that weren’t just bean looking things (on purpose those times) and they are all named Neil, because they are Lemon Demons.

Hey, does anyone one know where I can find a good picture of way too many cats in one spot? I need it for a reference for my science project. (stuck in a pit or sitting together on a stump would work best)

Thanks!

Never mind, not really embarrassing any more as I just remembered the ad analysis we did together in class that ended with the teacher pointing out that the lipstick containers could be argued to be symbols of male power, basically just penis shaped, although said in a more tasteful way. The class went silent at that, either in confusion or in only being able to think about how they really didn’t want her to say anything more before it was really awkward. The calm, subtle explanation was fine, and the group came to a good understanding without much needing to be said, but then someone from the front of the room, with loud confusion, announced that they still had not idea what the teacher was talking about.

I don’t remember any information after that point other than the continuing awkward silence in the room, then leaving.

I keep myself in the odd spotlight of teacher though, as I turned in my individual ad analysis with many phrases about a seagull lady with boobs.

why do I always do this to myself

Poor Timing

In school I have to learn about design and digital art, focusing on logos and advertisement this year. Seeing a connection, and knowing the teacher plays music during class, I asked to play ‘redesign your logo’ by Lemon Demon. She did, to my excitement, and although I couldn’t hear much of it as the volume was far too low, it was nice.

Then the next song came on. I couldn’t remember what it was, and only thought “oh, cool. If nobody notices I can just keep listening to this.”

Then the beat kicked in, and I realized what song it was. I jumped out of my chair saying “this is the one about cannibalism.” I ran to the teacher and explained that she needed to turn it off now, as it was literally about sexy cannibalism. This only caused more confusion though, as it meant I had listen to the sexy cannibalism song. Thankfully she understood the situation, and turned off the music, although not before reading the title aloud and and hearing the first verse play.

Out of any song to play, this was the weirdest to explain, although (great for me) my class was focusing on working and I only had to explain to the teacher. Don’t think I’m going to request any more songs though.

Poor Timing

In school I have to learn about design and digital art, focusing on logos and advertisement this year. Seeing a connection, and knowing the teacher plays music during class, I asked to play ‘redesign your logo’ by Lemon Demon. She did, to my excitement, and although I couldn’t hear much of it as the volume was far too low, it was nice.

Then the next song came on. I couldn’t remember what it was, and only thought “oh, cool. If nobody notices I can just keep listening to this.”

Then the beat kicked in, and I realized what song it was. I jumped out of my chair saying “this is the one about cannibalism.” I ran to the teacher and explained that she needed to turn it off now, as it was literally about sexy cannibalism. This only caused more confusion though, as it meant I had listen to the sexy cannibalism song. Thankfully she understood the situation, and turned off the music, although not before reading the title aloud and and hearing the first verse play.

Out of any song to play, this was the weirdest to explain, although (great for me) my class was focusing on working and I only had to explain to the teacher. Don’t think I’m going to request any more songs though.

school is great

When the teach announced that the topic we are now learning in science is cells and biology, at the classes demands, he confirmed to us that mitochondria is the power house of the cell, and we cheered. We then followed that with our research online for word definitions only to confirm it again and again. The source I found was from a search about what DNA is (https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/understanding/basics/dna/).

Then when we left school we saw that a car had driven onto the field, and although we had many theories on how, no one could figure out why.

As a kid these days, I can state that this is 100% true.

all kids these days care about is

-worm on a string

-lemon demon

-be transgender

-eat hot chip and lie