Rereading The Hobbit, Like You Do, And When The Party Gets To Rivendell The Narrator Says I Wish I Had

Rereading The Hobbit, like you do, and when the party gets to Rivendell the narrator says “I wish I had time to tell you even a few of the tales or one or two of the songs that they heard in that house.”

And like. Jirt. My man.

I know it’s for narrative effect, but nothing I have ever read in my entire life has been less believable than Tolkien himself writing that he doesn’t have time to include a song.

Vaxleth: cockblocked by the Matron of Raven's divine visions and the agony of a thousand years alone and the heavy responsibility on both their shoulders

Perc'ahlia: cockblocked by a grizzly bear

ok I know today/tonight/every day of the year/every second I breathe is Perc'ahlia. and a lot of this episode was Vaxleth.

BUT!

LOOK!

AT!

THEM!

Nope wait stop looking stop looking this got VERY awkward LOOK AWAY-

It’s funny because today I told my dad Freddie was bi and he was like “what?” (He thought he was gay but accepted the truth without any problems, lol)

Reminder: Bi Visibility Day is September 23. Remember to leave cookies out for Freddie.

While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again.

Mona Lisa and her possum.