[ID: A Five-star Review Of "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" By Ankle-beez On Letterboxd That Reads,

[ID: A five-star review of "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" by ankle-beez on Letterboxd that reads,

"absolutely fucking incredible. so glad that lucasfilm didn't go forward with rian's star wars trilogy because this means he gets to make as many of these as he wants

also probably the most cathartic watch of 2022 after witnessing billionaires and conservatives make everybody's lives miserable for the past 12 months".]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

There’s such comedic power in punctuating a stupid command/threat with “boy.” “Look at my head, boy.” “Get grunkled, boy.” Are you Kratos? Are you a dom? Are you a 19th century coal tycoon? It’s so impactful

id: [an image of Tinkaton, a mostly pink fairly/steel type pokemon wielding a big hammer] /end id

i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER

girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)