wetcatjohnward - John Ward
John Ward

Uh, Hi. I’m a priest, and I perform exorcists. Nice to meet you! I need these slippers in my life!“What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.”

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This Is Absolutely Adorable.

This is absolutely adorable.

Me, My Partner And Our Newly Adopted Son That We Found Scuttling Under A Pot (he Kept Asking For Some

Me, my partner and our newly adopted son that we found scuttling under a pot (he kept asking for some peans? not quite peas, not quite beans? but something special in betweens?)

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I get it if you don't trust my shitty fanart but please take this as a sign from the gods and go play it ! we had a delightful weekend with this absurd gem of a game, 100% would recommend

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4 months ago

Ok- uhm, I don’t usually agree with ships, but this one I can completely agree with- *COUGH COUGH*

I'm tempted to make Byron Hadley X Percy wetmore yaoi

I'm Tempted To Make Byron Hadley X Percy Wetmore Yaoi
I'm Tempted To Make Byron Hadley X Percy Wetmore Yaoi

They would make such a good couple tho💀💀💀💀


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4 months ago

No- Just-Just no-

Percy Wetmore

Percy Wetmore 💖

4 months ago

Well, considering the fact that he knew what Wild Bill did- Yeah.

This is the joke part of this comment, but if he wanted him to choke, he would’ve given him some of that cornbread, cause that shit looks dry as fuck-

John Coffey: *gives Del and Mr. Jingles some of his cornbread*

Wild Bill: “Hey, what about me, I’m gonna get some too, ain’t I?”

John: 

John Coffey: *gives Del And Mr. Jingles Some Of His Cornbread*
4 months ago

"did you really think I was the original...?..."

"did You Really Think I Was The Original...?..."

(if it's not too much trouble <3)

The original? The original what? The original gangster?

4 months ago

For me, it’s always been the endings of A Series of Unfortunate Events books. When I was a kid, I couldn’t get my hands on all the books. I had to go to the library, and check them out. And sometimes, I would have really long hiatuses. And all I think about is the end of the book, and what’s going to come next. For me, especially, it’s the Reptile Room. Finding out that uncle Monty dies…. Every single time, it kills me. No matter how many times I go back, and I reread the books, or every time I go back and rewatch the movie, and I see that moment…. It always fills me with sadness and anger towards Count Olaf. Please don’t spoil The Hostile Hospital through The End, because I’m still reading those. In fact, I think I might just stop reading the hostile hospital, restart the entire series, and then catch up.

But yeah, that’s my moment. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

Do you know what is the sign of a great scene? When you can read it over and over again and no matter if you KNOW what is going to happen, what is following up and how everything ends? You are still gripped by the same feelings you had the first time you read it and everything was uncertain.

For me, I have been a lucky reader. There are a ton of those scenes I can think off. But right now? The one that made me think of it is the one I JUST re-read for, what I think is the 20th time now.

Mr. Jingles' death in The Green Mile.

Now, if you haven't seen or read The Green Mile, why are you here and not looking for it in a streaming service? Seriously, it's one of the great stories of Stephen King that is not fully horror and the movie is one of the best adaptations. And now, I spoil a lot:

Because see, first of all, Mr. Jingles is a MOUSE. Not a person, a mouse. And not only that, he is the morality pet of a rapist arsonist (The fact that the book/movie manage to make said rapist arsonist a woobie is a different case altogether and I will talk about that in my video). And the book has a lot of deaths, including a couple of adorable twin girls, but NONE impacted me as much as the moment when the evil guard steps on that poor little mouse at the end of part 3.

And as I read it again right now? I am honestly crying, five minutes after I closed the book for 24 hours before I go back to part 4.

And there's the second thing. As I said, I've read this book a thousand times. However, this is the FIRST time since it was published that I am reading it the way it was intended to be read again. That is, waiting between parts. Originally it was a month wait between parts and let me tell you, that month between John Coffey's hands and The Bad Death of Edward Delacroix? WAS TORTURE the first time as I could only think about poor Mr. Jingles. Now... I know Mr. Jingles will be ok. He will come back. But still, I am crying because it was written so well, and I have to wait 24 hours to see him come back and that... THAT is great writing.

What are your similar scenes in other books? I am dying to know.

(Also, send cute pics of mice. I need cute pics of mice right now)